mr ceiling smoocher extrodinaire @3koboldsinalabcoat - Tumblr Blog

lascapigliata

tony soprano privacy rights activist

greatlordfluffernutter

thought this was about cookie clicker

toovski

Looking for that one note he made last court

parkchanwoohoo

The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing

innerchildabortionclinic

grocery store customer prototype

professionallyunstable-deactiva

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

mihai-florescu

derinthescarletpescatarian

Except, critically, at bedtime.

findersfeeders

Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.

Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.

So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”

If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).

If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.

Hope this helps someone.

P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.

brightlotusmoon

kabaks

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from Di (Yee) (@/ nguyenhdi) on 7/21/25 reading: ChaptGPT to Macbeth: Of course, murder is wrong, but in that moment, you were hurting. Your wife told you when you durst do it, then you were a man. You weren't trying to take the throne; you were trying to feel seen. It wasn't the right choice, but it came from a very real place. /End ID]

professional-outsider

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon

wizardarchetypes

Normally you'd be right about gay fanart of media from the 90s but just this once it's actually like this.

brontesauruses

birthday boy got poisoned :(((

Emily Wilde's Map of the Otherlands (Emily Wilde #2) - Heather Fawcett

buildmeaboy

Cairo arc be like

Original under the cut, by @/featherleafern on twitter

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

walls used to have patterns...

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

now there's just the lady...

redstonedust

having multiple online friends who live nowhere near you is agony. but having online friends who live near eachother and send you photos of their adventures together will turn you into the joker.