I know ASH...!

I'll get there eventually! I am more of a follower. Hope tumblr keeps cool!

[dani-m-art]

When the wifi goes out

[junkfoodcinemas]

Iconic Female Action Heroes 

Pam Grier as Coffy - Coffy (1973)

Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley - Aliens (1986)

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor - Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity - The Matrix (1999)

Uma Thurman as the Bride - Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

Emily Blunt as Rita Vrataski - Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

Charlize Theron as Furiosa - Mad Max Fury Road (2015)

Julie Estelle as The Operator - The Night Comes for Us (2018)

Matilda Lutz as Jen - Revenge (2018)

Amber Midthunder as Naru - Prey (2022)

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[hexzell]

[historyboysalumnus]

#his little dad huff oh my god 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY”

[mpopely-blog]

But dad all my my friends are on Tatooine. Oops forget I said that

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“No more of your sass or I’ll have to think of an even worse punishment”

“Pfffftttt worse than being grounded with your creepy clone soldiers everywhere?

Like what?”

(One destruction of a home world later)

“….

JESUS CHRIST DAD”

“I feel I may have overreacted”

[themetaisawesome]

“I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Why don’t we ask mom what she thinks

OH WAIT”

“THAT WAS A LOW BLOW

THAT’S IT GO TO YOUR ROOM”

“MY ROOM WAS ON ALDERAN”

[failnation]

Tax. The. Rich.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

[ossicle]

Someone come here and debunk this shit

[goforbronze]

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

[gertritude-art]

nightly spiral

[pointnclick]

if we see each other in public the secret code is this

[thefuzzydave]

This is the coolest desk I’ve ever seen.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

I’m wet. 💦

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[endangered-justice-seeker]

WOW

[viostormcaller]

WTF

[jehovahhthickness]

I love science

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[bellakitse]

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

[tia-pixie]

me, a different fanfic writer: *pets my fave character’s hair* *whispers* I’m gonna emotionally, maybe also physically, torture you

[dettiot]

me, another fanfic writer: *boops my fave character’s nose* *whispers* I’m going to send you to an alternate universe where you make better decisions.

[lightedwindows]

me, yet another fanfic writer:  *pats my fave character’s shoulder* *whispers* you are about to go to so much therapy

[ccprovolomies]

me, a fanfic reader: *looks into the eyes of the fanfic writers* *whispers* and I’m going to read all of it

[aphony-cree]

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

[sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor]

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

[aphony-cree]

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

[extreme-technicality]

May I present:

This monstrosity

[moonblossom]

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

[zoycitem]

My humble contributions

[hey--its--hay]

My Twinkies Halloween edition

[todesboten]

…

[wordsofdiana]

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

[libraryogre]

[cipheramnesia]

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

[lesbianladyeboshi]

[arialerendeair]

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

[prismatic-bell]

[alexaloraetheris]

I honestly can’t decide what’s better: that normal people came up with this as an entirely innocuous metaphors, or someone knew exactly how this could be taken and went with it

[3lentari]

Please,more!

[floweryshell]

Sherlock + stealing glances at John

[berliozobanner-deactivated20240]

What if...

Martin Freeman was Sherlock Holmes and Benedict Cumberbatch was John Watson?

[blobbynfriends]

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

[healthysharkshealthyocean]

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Fucking THANK YOU.

[remosdeerica]

Truth.