ember

they/them main @nvembxr

[whitebisexual]

god you're so right with all these anti rpf posts what kind of sick freak would be into shipping real life people 😨

literally.... shipping irl people is a disease

[whitebisexual]

a disease that I have

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[wizardonline]

we need a peter parker who's a faggot. and in love with a different mary jane

[jasonptodd]

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

[smidge-j]

If you are new to tumblr from Twitter, we don’t do ‘ratio’ here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

[iceslushii]

K

[radicalreliablerandomness]

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[pickledwombat]

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[devilsadvocat-deactivated202409]

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[astraea-rn]

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[immabethehero]

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[tracobuttons]

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[weirdmixofweirdness]

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[burnt-toast-life]

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[photographicapparitions]

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[k4saneterritory]

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[official-lucifers-child]

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[narwhalsarefalling]

[hornpoint]

ancient artists had the right idea with all the completely flacid dicks just hanging out and about

[hornpoint]

nothing sexual about it brother.

[hornpoint]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[depsidase]

[thickness-protection-program]

Don’t say NOTHING just reblog and go

[vnjn]

[r32x]

[thickness-protection-program]

To the incinerator!

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[rottingfacade]

[helloitsbees]

this post has EVERYTHING

[guccixcucci]

Track Review: Camila Cabello Unleashes Grating “Don’t Go Yet”

Camila Cabello has returned. As she grapples with the aftermath of being exposed for her antiblackness and her middling sophomore album, Cam

LMAOOOOO PLEASE😭

[okayysophia]

I ghost wrote this.

[selenuhs]

same vibe

[neutralfleur]

u are hella petty

and conceited i thought this said pretty

[jturn]

A gay after tweeting own unhilarious grindr ‘clap backs’

[noobtastc92]

Okay BUT this was a hilarious clap back. Soooo martini time

[jturn]

[funnytwittertweets]

[snorlaxatives]

jigsaw is so funny for being like “technically i didn’t kill anyone they had a chance uwu” after putting people in nearly inescapable violent and elaborate death traps skdksjfhksd like okay sir but WHO put them there?? they didn’t attach the bear trap to their own ribcage

[snorlaxatives]

[hotbigender-deactivated20210523]

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

My mom just told me she’s in a “cross dressing and cross dresser lovers” kik group and I was like why you’re not a cross dresser and she went “I said AND CROSS DRESSER LOVERS. I go there because everyone is so nice to me they love me. Because I embody femininity”