'Vaseline And The Missiles' is a good band name

this is a Very Serious Aesthetic Blog. Only things that speak to my soul allowed here.

[spookyrollerdisco]

Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer’s office after finalising her divorce with Tom Cruise

[cloevr]

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

[grabmyboner]

this some shit ilya rozanov would tweet

[doechiimp3]

if you are a fic writer and you are worried about not knowing or researching enough about hockey to write heated rivalry fanfiction please remember that rachel reid invented hockey as a storytelling vehicle for gay romance. it's not real! go easy on yourself 🫶🏽

[hokage]

happy pride! here's your reminder not to buy from corporations and instead get your queer art from queer independent artists instead!

i am an east asian trans artist from taiwan and you should buy one of my $5 stickers so i can get boba

https://fathoneybee.com/

[bluegiragi]

ilya rozanov and shane hollander for calvin klein

bonus (!) text message convo between "Lily" and "Jane":

[ghostcaterwaul]

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

[texasbama]

I'm giving the paps my pussycat with no idea I would be in a fang fight less than an hour later.

LESTAT + his cunty corset top

[prinnay]

2016:

2026:

I'd like to think I improved a little bit over the last decade ;u;

[soursoppi]

a little payback

[thereigning-lorelai]

— one single thread of gold red tied me to you

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[the-wind-sings-quietly]

[ask-poolverine]

Logan: Think they all know I wouldn’t let him get away with so much if we weren’t

[gurlsrool]

I don't have a lot of hopes for Unrivaled, but I do hope that Shane is so fucking angry...and not just at Montreal.

I hope he struggles to look Hayden in the eyes sometimes because he can't stop thinking about that fucking video. He doesn't want to, that's his best friend and it was an honest mistake, but God, would it have killed him to watch it back? He was so close to getting to come out on his own terms. So fucking close.

I hope he's bitter about how nice the Centaurs are because how is that fair? Why didn't he get to have that in Montreal? Why was it so impossible for them to give him this? Why do the guys in Ottawa make it seem so fucking easy? Even Troy Fucking Barrett's nice here?! What the hell's in the water?

I hope he looks up at the rafters when they play Montreal and all he sees is where his jersey should have been retired and he just wants to scream. I hope when fans burn their Hollander jerseys, he's not able to laugh it off as absurd extremist homophobia. He's fucking livid.

He looks at his body, at his legs that will be shot before 50 and every bone he's broken and every injury he's played through, all to be tossed aside because, what? Because he fell in love? Because he tripped, which players do all the fucking time?

I hope he's angry and then angry at himself because this is supposed to be his happily ever after. He's supposed to be happy. Why can't he just be fucking happy? Why can't he just hold Ilya's hand and kiss him in public? Why does that still feel like a death sentence? Why can't he get his brain to understand that he's free now?

And I hope we see Ilya loving him at his most bitter self, whispering reminders that he doesn't have to move on just yet. That he's spent a decade carefully controlling every single emotion and he's allowed to feel them now, even if they're not pretty.

Though of course, to Ilya, there's nothing more beautiful than a Shane Hollander who knows he's Shane Fucking Hollander and is livid at the world for forgetting that.

[raincitygirl76]

I want to see Shane fucking Hollander reminding everybody that just because he’s polite and media trained doesn’t mean he’s a pushover. He is arguably the best hockey player of his generation, and his team of eleven years and three cups turned on him in an instant. Fans who’d cheered him for a decade burned his jersey and sent death threats. His own best friend outed him out of pure carelessness. He became a scapegoat, and that trip will be the most important footnote in his entire career after he retires.

Shane always just wanted to play hockey. He didn’t want to talk about the racial barriers he was breaking, he didn’t want to talk about the homophobic barriers he was breaking. He just wanted to be known for his hockey. And now he’ll always be known as the gay Asian hockey player who married his rival and just possibly might have thrown a game for said rival. Mud sticks.

I want him to be angry. He has every right to be. And I desperately want Ilya to support him. Yeah, the Centaurs gave him a soft landing, but it still isn’t fair that he needed one. That his team, management, and fans of a decade turned on him the very first time he did something that didn’t fit the sexless hockey robot image they’d built in their heads.

That they got outed and couldn’t control the narrative because Hayden couldn’t take two minutes to play back that stupid birthday video before sending it to fucking Brad. Brad, who posted it to fucking Twitter like Shane kissing his fiancé was the next Watergate.

Get angry, Shane. You have every right to be.

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have you read any good shane breakdown fics?

I’ll call this my compilation of Shane Hollander emotional h/c fics :}}

Something You Can Fix (series) I cannot recommend this enough, truly. It’s based off the idea that somebody records Shane & Rose’s conversation and posts it online.

Dig Two Graves this is a very, very good fic with a very very well-written breakdown from Shane and it’s also a very tough read. There is a graphic self-mutilation in this fic so read with caution!!!

Change, Like the Sky Shane unintentionally attempts suicide after getting outted in this one, so, please, read with caution!

A Year Safe in Your Heart I’ve recommended this one before, it’s a time travel fic where Shane has a. tough time. I really find the way his emotional health is discussed very compelling.

Crystal, Come Right In less of a breakdown fic but I really like this one, it’s an expansion on a possible version of the Club scene where things go differently. Bit of a spoiler, I guess, but it does have a happy ending :}

One Day I’ll Watch as You’re Leaving (and Life Will Lose All It’s Meaning) this is a Hollanov break-up fic + Shane’s very passive in this one so just keep in mind that that is the Shane you will be reading about. Additionally! Shane deals a lot with his suicidal thoughts in this fic, so keep that in mind.

How to Be a Rogue another tough read, please be aware that this discusses Shane being sexually assaulted and it being public knowledge.

It’s All Canadian Vodka’s Fault yeah so Shane thinks Ilya died and this is him Reacting. I really, reallyyyy like Shane’s internal monologue in this one

*Fracture and Collapse by @ilyapasta :} this is one where Shane joins the centaurs and gets injured before playoffs and you just Know he handles that incredibly well

(Incomplete) Ilya; My Ilyusha there is truly so much potential here, this is another time travel fic and I’m Very obsessed with what’s been written so far. Book!Shane gets sent to TV!Universe and, unsurprisingly, there are problems with this. Very veryyyy good so far!

This isn’t totally what you mean BUT I would be remiss not to add a big fav of mine :}

Hope It Hurts Like You Hurt Me I’ve said this about this fic before: it has one of my favorite blowjobs scenes ever :} and unlike these other fics, not a sad breakdown nor would I Really call it a breakdown, it’s Shane Standing On Business

[loontattoo]

ok but now we must all picture fat baby shane in a little lifejacket being tossed into the lake off the dock and floating around like a dazed little marshmallow

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[myshangel]

if the hollanov end up with more kids than the pikes because Ilya keeps having multiples (like if they went twins THEN triplets) hayden would never stop laughing

(they'd have good advice at least)

TRULY SKJDFHSKDJFH

like the Only way theyd end up w 5 kids is if they had twins, tried for one more and ended up w the triplets which like. yeah. ilya Does throw up when the OB is like wow guys looks like we have three heartbeats! bc . fuck twins was hard enough now theres THREE OF THEM?? the twins are only like. two or three years old. theyre gna have 5 kids under the age of 5. thats insane work. he needs to send jackie pike like. a beautifully crafted gift basket or smth…..

im kind of taken w the idea of them having twins and triplets tho. like literally a little gang of identical fat babies………