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gerry (formerly squiggs). 30, german, he/they. arts & crafts blog over at @5qui99l3arts! mostly queued reblogs here.

[datasoong47]

[katestewartt]

"I really tried to be, you know, not a cliche of a world leading woman that we all see, that you have to be harder than the others and tougher, and then you have to look a certain way. There are so many wrong things going on thinking about these women. So that was the first thing. And I think she really believes that the world is worth saving and that we can actually do it if we make an effort." - Sandra Hüller

[inthetags]

Reblog and write in the tags what's on your wallpaper

[5qui99l3arts]

verspätete grüße aus wiesbaden

(Kodak UltraMax 400, Yashica FR I)

[bookie-the-reading-junkie]

– Directors' Commentary, Project Hail Mary (edited slightly)

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[5qui99l3]

I unlocked a new Stupidest Injury of my Life today so naturally I have to tell everyone

(description of the injury under the cut, no picture)

I spontaneously and involuntarily tested whether my mom's sewing machine can go through fingers

it can :) clean through, needle just slightly bent :) missed the bone but fuck my nail

(drove to the ER with the needle and thread still in there :) )

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

[headedoutleft]

something i want to mention because i’ve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware they’re being filmed

good job on how you handled it, op!

[judgejudyofficial]

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

[eingedeutscht]

offiziellerichterinjudith

GuMo es ist Undurchdrehdonnerstag, wo wir unser bestes versuchen, nicht durchzudrehen. Am Donnerstag.

[5qui99l3]

a fun thing about the german dub of project hail mary is that because stratt's actress did her own voice acting she is the only character who still sounds like a normal person and not A Voice Actor™️

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[whatacartouchebag]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[darkacademiaarchivist]

Busfahrer*innen, die die Tür nochmal aufmachen wenn man angerannt kommt kommen in den Himmel btw.

[mod2amaryllis]

I can’t stop fucking thinking about how good the character development of merle highchurch is. like I’m talking cool character in dnd terms, see cuz it’s all

the THB are literally prerolled characters. they’d DESIGNED to be stereotypical, so that’s how they start, and then by the fucking end, you have a cleric who only became one because he came from a religious background but doesn’t have any actual faith in it until that faith is earned over the course of a whole campaign. a cleric who was a shitty father and husband, who resists being the moral compass he’s supposed to be at every turn, who treats religion, the literal basis of his class, like a necessary inconvenience. and then by the end of balance, we’re rewarded with a better father, a kinder man, and someone who has the personal love and favor of his god cuz he fucking. earned it. THAT’S dope character shit, THAT’S unique, Clint is a goddamn master.

also, beach dwarf? fucking slay me

[5qui99l3]

they weren't lying about t making your hair curly btw

[mellowmaidenhairs]

been re-listening to the adventure zone lalala. stretching my character design muscles with some npcs