*Dad walks into strip club*
Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”
Me trying to pick up a stripper
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*Dad walks into strip club*
Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”
Me trying to pick up a stripper
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
via @trillgutterbug
lol be careful babes this tea is SCALDING~!
The entire internet the moment the boat got unstuck:
we’re studying skeletons today in Life Drawing and I thought this would be a funny scenario
(sorry the doodle is so messy i made this on my 10 minute break)
character belongs to: @bonelyheartsclub
These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.
via @thesassyducks instagram
(Source)
she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet
love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”
Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’
found-family speedrun
he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work
HE’S STEALING THE BROWN
Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick.
Now THIS is a shower thought
my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:
what the hell is this
i’ve said this like a hundred times before at this point, but somehow the same people who are in my notes whenever i say something funny always miss this: you guys are WAY to comfortable normalizing weeaboos and making them out to be funny and harmless.
weeaboos are racist. they are NOT haha funny anime fans or weird guys who like hentai, they are fetishizing, cultural appropriating racists who wish they were japanese.
examples of things weeaboos ACTUALLY do: they yellowfish. they racefake. they fetishize japanese people and culture. they appropriate japanese culture. they turn the japanese language into their cute little aesthetic. they get mad at other asians for not being japanese. they think japanese imperialism is a good thing even if they dont put it in those words. they believe japanese people are superior to other asians. they excuse and deny japanese war crimes against other asians.
examples of things people who just like japanese media do: they literally just post abt their favorite media and think critically abt it hopefully, maybe they draw fanart or write fanfics
weeaboos can be any race but japanese, so also stop calling japanese people who like anime weebs. it’s gross and weird to anyone who actually understands what a weeaboo is.
stop pretending weeaboos arent racists. stop watering them down for your shitty jokes that just prove you dont care about asian issues.
This display in Ashmolean Museum shows how touching artwork affects material.
This is why museum staff get really upset when visitors touch stuff Please don’t touch the collection objects!
This is such a great way to do it, though! Don’t just tell people not to touch, show them exactly why they can’t.
(This is also great because you let people touch something, which helps reduce the impulse to touch things they shouldn’t)
*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills
*is not comforted by a relaxing spongy weight in my stomach* where are my fucking dinosaurs
I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke but
jesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take
did anyone also see this trending a few days ago?
and most actual Satanists think of Satan in the literary sense as a symbol of critical thinking and rebellion
Okay but it’s important to know that leveyan satanism, the most well known group to take the name satanism, are atheist and don’t believe in any god/s nor do they believe anything from the christian bible. They are the “church of satan”.
There are theistic and spiritual groups that also take on the name satanism and don’t associate themselves with the leveyan, and there’s luciferianism. But most of them don’t believe in christianity or the devil.
Then there’s edgy children rebelling against their parents.
Y’all really interpreted “no one is entitled to your presence or your time” to mean “treat the people around you like video game NPCs and explain nothing.”
Y’all keep doing this thing where you push good advice to a place where it becomes mean and devoid of empathy; there is really a difference between self-care and total self-interest.
pls don’t let this flop
doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think
Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂
I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to.
That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there.
To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.
i just made the 3rd best nonlooping gif in the world
What is the first? I want to know
this one
How bout 2nd?
this one
Lainey Molnar
My favorite thing about this is that the "traditional" woman isn't always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.
Just wish some of the women were plus size..
I really love how much Lainey's art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you're checking out her insta, it's full of so many more
It got better
yes to all of that, including that a woman in a hijab and a woman in a bikini can both be empowered in other ways -- but neither a hijab, or a ridiculously skimpy outfit, is empowering in of it self