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[virginshane]

the fuckboy you all talking about….. this is his sexual fantasies

[virginshane]

@significant-lover so real

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

[sleepyeepy]

currently obsessed w the idea of hollanov rough housing and wrestling like ALL THE TIME

bc while yes they r sweet and soft and tender w one another they are also boys at heart and incredibly jock4jock

they’re running down the hallway with each other in a headlock after dinner w yuna and david laughing and pushing at each other until they accidentally knock a picture off the wall and yuna has to put them in a time out

two grown 6” tall , 200 lb professional athletes sitting in a corner pointing fingers at each other and blaming the other for getting them in trouble

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[russianblush]

[penandinkprincess]

At a particularly low point during the Rose era, Ilya was up until 4am stalking the location of Shane’s cottage and then whoops! he paid a fortune to buy the adjoining plot of land.

Once they’re back together, Ilya has to decide whether to admit to the most insane thing he’s ever done or try to sell property in a country he doesn’t live in without Shane noticing.

shane starts thinking out loud during a trip up there together about whether he should go ahead and try to buy the adjoining lot in case they want to add a guest house one day or just want more privacy and ilya just

[7-ate-9]

Candace from phineas and ferb and Arnold from magic school bus are the same and I will not be elaborating

[wearewatcher]

a very goopy "Day That Molasses Tank Exploded In Boston 107 Years Ago" day to all who celebrate

[wearewatcher]

Yes it is, Ryan. Yes it is.

[7-ate-9]

Is it just me or does the actress in Hellraiser look like a combo of Winona Ryder and Millie Bobby Brown?

[7-ate-9]

Why, when my tummy hurts, I am put off by normal food, but I still want a s’more? wtf is that about? No ice cream. This tummy is already in turmoil. It cannot handle sweets!! It can barely handle vegetables!!!!

[7-ate-9]

Cute first date idea: slowly getting wasted while looking at Dr Seuss’s political cartoons and yelling about their modern relevance

[7-ate-9]

What if we fucked around and,,, did something fiscally irresponsible? 🥺👉👈

Haha just kidding

,, unless??

[7-ate-9]

Time passes so differently when you’re on hold. Like wtf do you mean it’s only been twelve minutes it’s been at LEAST thirty.

[wearewatcher]

A very special guest will be joining us for the live Get Scared! podcast @VidCon next month…give a warm Watcher welcome to Detune!

[7-ate-9]

I’ve definitely been watching too much of the dogs were good again podcast because I was fully expecting the special guest to be a dog

[7-ate-9]

Just wait until countries decide to stop exporting coffee to the US or it results in a huge increase in prices. See how long it takes for MAGA to want the tariffs off.

[sappharic]

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈