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22/he/him art account: @dilukha

[fatcharacterotd]

fat character of the day: patrick fitzgerald from the amazing world of gumball

[enki2]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[grox]

Buying one of those "dogs shitting" novelty wall calendars as a gag gift for your boss without looking through first cause you dont like calendar spoilers, and he unwraps it and pages through it and you see his smile fade and his face journeys from perplexed to legit disgusted, atmosphere in the room loses any and all joviality, the people peeking over his shoulder retch, you finally look too only to see that like, every picture for every month is of a dog, like the same dog, clearly in distress each time, just fucking blasting ridiculous amounts of shit out its ass, sometimes throwing up an equal quantity and force at the same time, and like 3/4ths of the pictures are indoors, seemingly a different house each time or at least different rooms, sometimes what appears to be a veternarians office, all taken with a real life trained photographers camera- I'm talking rule of thirds framing, proper lighting, dynamic and interesting angles, 4K image quality- like, you can see every matted hair, every chunk in each puddle, lovingly edited in post and rendered, people are screaming, pages turn, every month the dog gets noticeably more ill and decrepit, by the time he flips to december its completely fucking skeletal and shitting with the same efficacy yet still, boss doesnt even rememberr who the fuck gave it to him, he's mad as hell, he starts swinging, . bodies are piling up, someone pulled the fire alarm,

[cannibalcaprine]

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[gumi-megpoidd]

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[pepper-steak12]

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[beetroot-merchant]

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[four-two-six]

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[ibuildblasters]

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[shed-some-light]

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[silaswhatever]

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[beetroot-merchant]

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[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

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[living-shifting-oil]

S

[asu-xu-namir]

Y

[star-mom-selkie]

[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beanarie]

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately

[manapeer]

[apeachkingdom-deactivated202412]

"🔦 📷 by Dusk" - @bbyshamu (via Twitter)

[stuckinapril]

opinions on israel ceasefire???

Not that I think my opinion matters too much, but!!

I think it’s absolutely something that should be celebrated. It’s a big deal. Seeing people return to their homes is so emotional

But I think it’s a pyrrhic victory (if you could call it that). I mean I come from from a war torn Arab country too, and while Iraq isn’t technically “at war” and it’s been a long time since the US troops pulled out, things haven’t been the same to this day. The fact that I’m American diaspora owes to that. Like my existence as it is is a byproduct of that. A lot of grassroots orgs (from what I’m seeing) have scrambled to state that a ceasefire was announced, but that they still need help raising funds. People’s homes are still buried under rubble. The fundraising incentives stay the same. The famine in Gaza is ongoing.

It’s already hard to find local events (at least for me) and I’m hoping people don’t just move on

Please donate to Action Against Hunger!!!!

[stuckinapril]

Also

South Gaza: Tents, Food, and Water (Sameer Project)

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[idowhatiwantspock]

King of Drag s1e2 Perka $exxx as Steve Urkel/Sonic the Hedgehog

[tainaronian]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Losing my mind at this van that's formatted like a fucking meme

[segamascott]

[respectissexy]

"I'm no better than a man!" Men being horny for women is also morally neutral. Hope this helps.

[cheshirelipstick]

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

Men being horny for women isn't inherently about power though. Like this is so odd. OP is completely correct and y'all should really acknowledge that yes, straight men being horny for women IS in fact morally neutral

[myboyrozanovv]

Mens attraction being inherently predatory and destructive and needing to be restrained is, in fact, part of evangelical ideology, and i think a number of people have unrecognised evangelical beliefs, left over from their youth or gained from societal permeation of whatever. And maybe they should recognise and critically examine those beliefs. And think a bit about where they got them from, instead of thinking up feminist justifications for them.

[hunter-rodrigez]

"Mens attraction being inherently predatory" is an excuse to pretend men are mindless beasts who aren't in control of their own actions, which by extension also means they cannot be blamed for said actions.

It's "Boys will be boys" taken to the extreme.

It's the attitude that leads to bullshit like blaming rape victims for the way they were dressed.

It's not feminism, it's the exact opposite, it's a fucking scapegoat for the people these "radical feminists" claim to hate.

[faronisbadatgames]

I'm really good at this game i think

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[flowerlady1917]

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

[memories]

if you took a hotdog bun and put #seth in it, would it be a sandwich?

[tengoku-e-no-tobira]

it’d be a setwich

[tengoku-e-no-tobira]

osiris big naturals...