Sobbinghorses @92-sobbinghorses - Tumblr Blog

Realizing I don't have a pinned post, so here it is

Hi! i'm a plural trans gal, so i might go by a few names (the most common is Issie) but this blog is run by only one body. we mostly blog random funny shit, but our main fandoms are JJBA, Homestuck, and Ultrakill.

also, please don't DM me unless you're a mutual or someone who i know outside of tumblr.

anyways uhhhh. fuck idk how to end this. read homestuck if you havnt i guess it's pretty good

thefuzzydave

drinkyourjuiceshelby

stupidbeecandle

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

glowingghosty

mcnerds

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

stupidbeecandle

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

when you start a conversation with me there should be a little pop up that says this entity would have more tattoos but it has no money

beau-rebloga-coisas

Oh woah you made the gross misogynistic guy a fat bald sweaty man? Should we throw a party. Should we call everyone. Should we throw you into space with a cannon.

beau-rebloga-coisas

This is not staying in the tags because you're right and you should say it

the-haiku-bot

This is not staying

in the tags because you’re right

and you should say it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#they did that and people love him #naoya zenin #he's so popular for no good reason

astronomifier

When you think about, jesus is sort of like the vriska of the bible. Isn't introduced until were hundreds of pages into the story, immediately hijacks the plot and declares themself the main character, huge portions of the fanbase are obsessed with them to the point that you'd be forgiven for not realizing theres other important characters, dies dramatically but gets brought back by deus ex machina to save the day, etc. I mean vriska's a lesbian, so shes way cooler, but still, the parallels are obvious.

*gritting my teeth and digging my fingernails into my skin* improvement is not linear improvement is not linear this is still growth even if it feels like it

my Haute 42 leverless fightpad: but mistress you must prove your worth! you just need to 236P 214P loop harder and the fruits of your labour shall come to harvest! you are losing any semblance of skill you had... but i can fix that! just keep working those fingers! surely the next wakeup super will work

Delilah Bedman: i miss my brother

me: where did you all come from

#haughh i just want to get out of gold #i am not good at guilty gear strive

transfemininomenon

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

mavigation

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

mynowherenothing

one of my favourite tweets ever

thoughtportal

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

soul-of-a-ghost

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

ominous-signs

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

jazze-bee

Birdbrain aka Davesprite discusses the logistics of vomiting into his friend's mouths

fre4kcore-b4stard

“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.

rosieroseraw

"Step aside humans, the real Ky just walked in town"

reeeneeereee

(person who suspects they have ocd voice): what if every time i think something is an ocd symptom im actually faking it and stereotyping and ruining the lives of people with real ocd and im a terrible person

#hah #haha #totally not me

crossroadsbishounen

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen