Kai is alien

Kai They/He I'm 29 constantly stressed, sometimes dress to impress X-XXIX BUG (MTG) minors dni pls

[a-lien-kai]

Yet again, a fantastic show in Minneapolis!!

@bughuntermusic @narcissistcookbook

My Boyfriend and I cannot wait to see you both again next year!! 💙💛💙💛

(Posted this a little over a week late, but these are some of my favorites!) (Great to meet community members at the show as well! Loved to meet you, you know who you are 🥰)

[barksbog]

he always does this

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[pirateprincessjess]

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

[pirateprincessjess]

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

[fiendir]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[narcissistcookbook]

actualy just statistical error

[a-lien-kai]

Spam Georg doing a lot of work 😌

[hellaverse-a-z]

"H" is for "Hurry and Apply!" Writer applications close this weekend. Get your application in before July 19th at 12:00PM GMT+2

APPLY HERE!

[hellaverse-a-z]

🎶Whatcha waiting, whatcha waiting, whatcha waiting for?🎶

12 hours left to apply!

[katyscartoons]

Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this

[alexseanchai]

penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental

ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less experimental

Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers are less experimental

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[76ello]

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

[ceruleanfuckup]

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

[dogpuppy]

[labyrinthofsphinx]

“Hey, all you party people!”

And a little verosika to top off the helluva doodles. Cheers!

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[babyjumpingspider]

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[quendergeer]

if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[shadowblade8192]

[star-dragon-art]

At long last, the piece I have been working on for many months is ready to be seen.

My part for MediaHusbands A-Z (bsky)

R is for Radicivorous, fic by @a-lien-kai

For all you gore lovers out there <3

It has truly been a journey working on this. I decided for no reason at all to push myself in every way artistically for this project. xD Putting details and closeups galore below the cut!

Additionally, here's a google drive link to the full res image so you can zoom the fuck in, it's huuuuuge

Here's some closeups:

Now.... flower language.

There are four plants featured in this image. This is what they mean!

Primrose (blue and red): I can't live without you

Black Mulberry: I will not survive you

Spindle Tree: Your image is engraved on my heart

Queen of the Night: Enjoy small moments because they do not last

My primary inspiration for the composition for this was... the Sistine Chapel LMAO. Lots of paintings making up one illulstration.

Some preliminary designs for Vox and Alastor so I'd know how I want them to look. For Alastor, I wanted him to have some more softness in his hair, make him look more floral. Vox is a damn tv, not much I can do to make him more floral xD Except put a bunch of flowers in him

Since this was going to have a lot of colors, and I wanted all of them to be cohesive, I imposed an artificial gamut on myself. You can find this tool here.

in traditional painting, your gamut is natrually limited by the physical properties of the primary paints you have on a palette. In digital art, you have access to an extremely wide gamut, and it can become tempting to choose colors that are extremely far from each other and may not mesh well because of it, especially when there's a LOT of colors being used. Limiting yourself can make it look more cohesive.