I apologize if I reblog something more than once I am but a little guy and I canāt remember
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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EXPECTATIONS
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Phantogram Three
The Stonewall Inn

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space šø
taylor price

pixel skylines

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I apologize if I reblog something more than once I am but a little guy and I canāt remember
the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guyās family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.Ā
This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named āCharles Le Sorcererā.
CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
Thanks for the tag @tar-thelien
what would you steal from my room?
52+ sets of dice
Copy of Xenoblade Chronicles for the Wii
One of my Cosplays
King Blahaj Blast šš¦
Feel free to join in:
@melancholysage @mystrothedefender @flora-friend @mechanoelle
Oh I was tagged a million years ago and didn't noticed till now somehow.
what would you steal from my room?
my kitty cat with a messed up leg Holly
one of my 2(two??) identical riddler jackets that I haven't worn in years
the wedgepillow I use so I can sleep when my stomach issues are playing up
5 pikachu plushies (1 giant, 1 dressed up as garados)
Not tagged, but this looks like a really fun poll game, so doing this as well, lol
Tagging anybody who wants to do this <3
What would you steal from my small apartment?
2 CRT monitors (other being an old TV)
my small VHS tape-collection + VHS player
PlayStation 2
Pepsi Max 4-pack (with 2L bottles)
:3
What would you steal from my room?
framed picture of flowers with eyes I drew using only a ballpoint pen
three Beetlejuice plushies
my typewriter
Bluetooth speaker that looks like a vintage radio
(I should also mention that the speaker not only looks like a radio, but can also work like an actual radio :])
No pressure tagging: @skyllion-uwu @prismkat and anyone else =)
What would you steal from my room?
Bootleg puppet plush made to look like Dee Kennedy
Djungelskog
CD player + collection of random CDs
Radioactive Randy Jade
@wario-speedwagon @catz-dave @m0thwinged @fastrainbowdas @lebuckett and anyone else who wants to join!!
Thanks for the tag! X3
What would you steal from my dragon lair? [room]
Oliver swift plush riding an octopus plush
3 dino masks of varying completedness.
Jack Kennedy pearler bead
Hand-painted dialtown flag
I'm gonna taaag..... @wario-speedwagon @catz-dave @raspberry-vinaigrette @wised0g and anyone else who wants to join
OH YIPPEE
what would YOU steal from my room?
giant ringtail slime plushie
cabinet of pokƩmon figurines
cow print fluffy robe
anatomically inaccurate skeleton bird
@dababiers @idonotkillwithmygun @d3vil3d3ggs and any other moots or ppl who wanna join !!
thanks for the tag!!! :D
what would ya take from my room?
mayor mingus kandi single i made at a party
plague doctor plushie named cheeto
rainbow 3D printed fox fidget i bought at pridefest
oogie boogie beanie
no-pressure tags: @apfelmusschwul @dusty-pistol @throat0fdelusion + anyone who wants to join!! /nf
ty for the tag!!
what would you steal from my room?
pokemon plush collection (~20 plushies)
jacket that looks almost exactly like randy jadeās
2009 raggedy ann & andy dolls, in box
giant fox pillow/plushie
no-pressure tags! @violentisopod2 @themostsanebug @human-centipuppy @account-name :33
oooo thanks for the tag :)
what would you steal from my room
g1 mlp collection
9 funko glamrock chica plushies pinned to my wall/ceiling
my wife (blue rotary phone)
alien palm pal named bean man
tags:
@rotary-phonecall @sapphire--bitch @queertinkerergrim @cecil-g-palmer
YOUR WIFE!!!! (Thanks for the tag :3)
what would you steal from my room
Sonic plush
Eevee action figure (pokeball included)
Garfield shirt
unimaginable amount of hairclips
Tags: @pippipoffin @thegeekcollective @elichan1441
Hi oomfs
oh, hold on.... (eevee figure for prev)
pick a thing to steal from our room
our school bag
a water bottle older than us
our notebooks filled with doodles
bulbasaur plushie
uhh. tagging @maccamania @wonderhorrors @crime-soncloud and any other moots who wanna join in
oooh I'd like the bulbasaur!
alright for us (Only 4 because everyone else has)
Mask Made (and painted in blacklight paint) in a stagecraft class
Taskmaster Rubber Duck
Raven figurine/statue
Snow Miku figurine
uhh open for everyone, but we'll tag @thegalacticidiot @socks-wizard-money-gang @beat-eater-xox and @the-bearer-of-bad-ideas ! (if I didn't tag you, sorry, I don't Wanna tag too many people. just imagining I'm tagging all of you mutuals and followers!)
What would youuououo steal from my room?
Wooden owl statue that looks like its balancing on a stick
Orthoceras fossil
Isopod fossil
The walking dead (full comic book series)
@foralteregos @ivibells @bleep-bloop-boo @evaporated--milk plus literally anyone else who wants to
the isopod
steal a thang
mangas and comic books i havent read
plushies
my old art
my art supplies
nf tags erm @themidnightwholistic @aerodynamic-acephalic + anyone else whod like to join!!!
Ty for the tag !!!! I am once again stealing your mangas :3c
STEAL FROM ME
my children (sylveon and espeon build-a-bears with matching cloaks)
My wii I stole from my grandma bc mine broke
the pink paint on my walls
the random office swivel chair i was supposed to use at my desk that I don't own
Tags !! /nf : @egotistic-queer @duchesskatriel @goldyluna
Give me all the pink
steal something
cartoon cutout of spiderman's head
3d mimikyu made of paper
a book nook that looks like tropikal forest (and I am sure some spiders live in)
big nightmare catnap plushie
head shaped lamp
Nf tags: @rosehippiefield @avopumpkin @my-past-disgusts-me and anyone willing to join
I'm taking 3d mimikyu thanks
Things to steal
3 sketchbooks with my OCs
Encyclopedia
A toy car I've made in elementary
Snow-white figurine (smol)
Nf tags: @thatoneluckybee @yttd-enjoyer @frisky-bitz
thieve from me
my globe ! (white and gold) (spins) (pretty)
unnamed dinosaur plushie (unnamed) (very huggable)
tiny cheap plastic vending machine container (small box) (from target)
bunny figurine (pretty) (white) (bunny) (bunny)
/np tagging! @a-being-of-chaossss @random-gamer1942 @kirexa @arcaneafterhours @your-new-gay-galpal @loonarmuunar @awanderingcatharsis @quintessential-candles @five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat @theraccoonsinyourbackyard @bloody-rainbowz @thestaticonyourscreen @hoarder-of-rats @luzisahomosexual @simply-a-moth @fish-nailed-to-a-cross @nishibai @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors @sypersweet
are you fukcing kidding me trying again @loonarmuunar @awanderingcatharsis @quintessential-candles @five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat @theraccoonsinyourbackyard @bloody-rainbowz @luzisahomosexual @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors @sypersweet @fish-nailed-to-a-cross @thestaticonyourscreen @hoarder-of-rats @simply-a-moth
im going to hurt tumblr <3 im so sorry @hoarder-of-rats @bloody-rainbowz @sypersweet @fish-nailed-to-a-cross @simply-a-moth @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors @luzisahomosexual @thestaticonyourscreen
bestie. @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors @thestaticonyourscreen @luzisahomosexual @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors @thestaticonyourscreen @luzisahomosexual
oh dear, Bee, you were going through it <3 fear not, your message has been reached!! hehe
i'm taking your bunny figure sorry </3
steal from me i DARE you
album full of PJSK Weiss Schwartz cards
my orca plushies (big one called Oscar, little one called Otto)
various Lego Friends sets
manga collection (YTTD, Death Note, TBHK mainly)
@2-kamikou-1 @tex-now @slightlytoastedbagel @schrodingers-catgirl @wiiusho
Not tagged buuuuut
Commit theft and yoink some stuff from me
At least 6 set of dice (including an unfinished set I found in the trash)
Vintage barbie convertible
Drawing tablet
Over a dozen stuffed animals
My massive collection of Donald Duck comics
@zmorak @knifesimmons @starsandaces24 @necromancer-snail @nine-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat @flowerbritts @oceansideopus @mexicat956 @sebovich16 @diangelodork @guardianspirits13
None of this is in my room considering I'm actively moving BUT...
Steal from me šš«¶
A snow globe w/ a crow and grave that plays creepy music
30+ dried flowers
Multiple filled boxes of various Pokemon cards
A complete set of Grimm's Fairy Tales
Tagging (most of) my moots š«”
@arrow-jsy @read-write-thrive @novacomics @marcusdakat @ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse @gender-luster @saritagiovanna @marbearmarigold @tumb3ld0wn + anyone else who wants to join :))
thank you for the tags @zmorak and @necromancer-snail !!!
okay I usually hate these bc I dont want to tag anyone whoās already been tagged and I havenāt had any mutuals until recently (!!!) but idk this looks fun sooooo
steal from me ?
anything from my shelf of gay history books
space dinosaur backpack
Senegal-made colourful wishing basket
20+ random keys from my undergraduate institution
painting that won first place at an Arkansas county fair
once again apologies if youāve already been tagged (and anyone not tagged also feel free !!) ::
@genevievefangirl @prismanic-thinks-thoughts @mountainsoftreatos @ahyperactivehero @moons-of-firdaws @inalandofsadclowns @makemeimmortalwithahug @musingsbysari @pinkandorangesky
Thanks for the tag my beloved mutual!! I'm definitely stealing from that gay history book shelf
steal from my room!
the welcome to night vale novels
handmade dinosaur plushie i made and named carmilla
paper clown box i made for a class and became too attached to throw away after
ramune bottle used as a flower vase
an ungodly amount of unused a3 bond paper i bought my first year of uni
No pressure tags <3: @isopodtusks @milesandmilesawayyy @iluinmoonlight
Thanks for the tag!! Iāve got my eye on Carmilla the dinosaur plushie
Iāll turn a blind eye to you stealing
A jacket I bought in London made out of Levi jeans
A rotary dial telephone from the 50s
My entire littlest pet shop collection
Arnold and Curly Fries the III the worm on string roommates
A four piece poster of the human skeleton
Tags: @hollyberriess @stinginqnettle @thermodynamic-comedian @silly-lil-scribbles @late2-theparty absolutely no pressure guys
rotary dial phone, you sayš
what would you steal from my room?
worn and bent copy of the divine comedy
hatsune miku poster right above my bed (to pray to every night)
fake sword my ex bought for me
seven inches of satanic panic vinyl record
head like a gloryhole poster (look them up if you don't know)
@thswrtchdthng @catboy-pentheus @klm-zoflorr @unbloodiedmartyr @geek-leak @pinkelotjeart @3584-tropical-fish (no pressure)
FAKE SWORD FAKE SWORD!!
steal from me
complete collection of Poe works, partially annotated
a wip tsv prayer symbol scarf
a handful of rocks with brachiopod fossils
a 1939 book on counterpoint theory
No pressure tags: @the-gay-gatsby @skippersthecat @lights-at-night @galacticstvr + anyone else who wants to!!
thief š«µ
the illuminated page of the tsv ep title poem that i drew
bracelet with a fish shape on it that has keys on it
mug that contains pens
lamp
(no pressure to join) @cosmichorrorlesbians @ianthewife @molarcupcake @catwyk @es0-terica
nab something from my tiny apartment
nab something from my tiny apt
elton john bobblehead
inexplicably portugese garfield stickers
square hair scarf with blue swordfish on it
stack of 3 crab carapaces, decreasing in size
ty for tagging me !!!
join if u would like !! @new-hyperfixation-every-month @siltslut @pinkelotjeart @dumptruckofanass
elton is MINE. anyway now that my new room is set upā¦
steal from me
parasite storyboard book by bong joon ho
box with a shit ton of earrings
simon & garfunkel bridge over troubled water vinyl
glass elephant and giraffe from venice
basket full of bags
@uncannyandi @ignitingthesky @accki @spectralanomaly (sorry if any of you already got tagged or did it)
swiping the parasite boards!!!! š«³šš«³
rob me šļøšļø
brat cd
pumpkin shirt from spirit halloween
little remy ratatouille plush
various tickets from my school's film festival 2 weeks ago
bath and body works lotions (including blueberry pie/limited edition candy apple
@sburbling @etchedstars @lil-miss @flanneryculp
andi im def stealing ur remy
steal one (1) thing from my room
cozy flannel wing shaped cape i sewed for halloween (ft finger holes)
copy of dracula w edward gorey illustrations + velvet cover + bats on page edges
clay trinket tray i made to look like an anatomical heart
130 ghibli postcards
@srijellyfishtempura @yeriminder @hellonoblesky @r3m-ster @crow-enthusiast
Oh buddy I'm for sure nabbing that dracula
ROB ME OF MY RICHES
3 deer vertebrae and 2 deer jawbones (all teeth intact)
Jar of spikes made out of a monster can
Shelf of Hello Kitty trinkets :3
Six transformers figures
open tags lol
Thievish hours
Over engineered knee brace pinned to my wall
Skateboard I donāt ride anymore (design is mammoths)
Demonic looking penguin pen jar I painted when I was 8
Giant crochet balloon dog I made
Big d20 with a moving eye in the middle
Open tags :)
message to all bitches
please survive
No videogame map ever will do it like the Fantasy Life maps did it:
The Fantasy Life endgame content is the funniest thing ever, because the advice to 100% clear it amounts to:
STEP 1: Become a god
STEP 2: Repeat step 1 up to 11 more times
STEP 3: Keep grinding levels and improving your weapons, tools and armor
STEP 4: Complete these 3 trials in order to be able to invite god's wife to your party
STEP 5: You thought the grind was over? Hahaha nope you're still not strong enough for what's coming so keep leveling up
STEP 6: Congratulations! You should now be strong enough to kill a sentient vegetable and cut a cherry blossom tree
Im back from the dead (forgetting I have tumblr), so hereās some art :)
No theme just all the art š
(The first three are from art fight, thatās how long itās been lmao)
See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
Here's your daily reminder to click for Palestine!!!
U.S. residents, take 5 minutes and use this link to pressure your members of Congress to stop sending weapons to the Israeli military!!
(Letter variants you can copy/paste under the cut!!)
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
"You see Perry the platypus"
-you're not going to like the short answer
-you're not going to understand the short answer
-you didn't ask the right question
-there is no short answer
-there's a dozen short answers and i think that's neat
-there's a much more interesting question you could have asked, buckle up
-this is going to be really funny in five minutes, hold on
-last time i said no you got mad but the answer is still no
-last time i said no you got sad and i can't take that again
-i've been thinking about neolithic bedbugs all day and you cracked the seal
-this reminds me of something more important than whatever you just said
-i just remembered what i meant to tell you last time you asked something sort of like this
-i don't like you so we're gonna talk about my thing instead of your thing
-i love you so here's the coolest thing i learned lately
-im not hungry so i forgot to do the part of the conversation where i tell you i dont want dinner when you asked what i wanted for dinner because i don't want anything so the question is returning a null integer. did you know bed bugs might have originated in neolithic caves and switched from infesting bat fur to infesting human furs when humans started inhabiting caves and driving all the bats out, and they've lived in our beds for a hundred thousand years. did you know that cellar spiders are almost always the descendants of cave spiders, carried from quarry to foundation and left to flourish for decades, centuries. did you know that a possible origin for the american house cockroach was probably a bark-dwelling species that kept getting transferred into the walls and roofs of new houses and then found an endless wealth of crumbs in their new big square tree. can you feel some kind of love and reverence for these strange neighbors of ours that we built into our homes over and over and to whom humans are an endless and eternal blessing. isn't it nice to think that to a few precious, annoying little critters, we're home.
-yeah i think you should get bangs. life is short and you'd look cute.
BISAN HAS CALLED FOR A GLOBAL STRIKE
January 21-28th
[ID: Title: "For Palestine: Global Strike 21-28 January 2024". Numbered list: "1. No Work. Don't go to work. Don't go to classes. Call out. Talk to your colleagues, organise it together. If you cannot strike the whole time, do an hour together in solidarity. Walk out. Put up signs on your desks and anywhere visible, let people know about it.
2. Be Visible. Wear clothes and bags in support of Palestine. Make signs, banners, and similar eye-catching gear. Walk around with them, position them in your window, on your desk, anywhere it's visible. Hand out stickers and flyers and infographics.
3. Don't Buy Stuff. Prepare in advance. Buy what is needed beforehand and do not buy anything during the strike. Avoid going to stores, don't buy anything online. If something is needed, stay visible (see #2). Do NOT buy luxury items or anything not urgently needed for survival.
4. Let The World Know. Talk to media about the strike. Post about it online, on social media and anywhere you can. Talk to people in your life about it. Invite people to strike with you. Spread the word as far as possible. Take part in local action.
5. Avoid Leisure Activities. Don't go to watch a movie or eat in a restaurant. Skip the drinks after work and don't try a new class right now. The goal is to be disruptive, hit the economy and be noticeably absent. If you cannot, follow the above: stay visible, stay loud, keep talking about Palestine.
6. Help Each Other. Ask unions for help. Cover for somebody, engage in mutual aid. Plan for disruptions. Don't try to be perfect - it makes you more likely to give up altogether. Do what you can and help others do what they can. We're stronger together.
7. Shut Social Media Down. Use social media ONLY to spread posts about Palestine. Scroll past the rest, don't engage. Don't post anything else. Don't use apps otherwise. Let Palestinian content flood the online world during strike days.
8. Whatever You Do, It Counts. You can't do it all? That's ok. Find ways you can take part in it. Post on social media, use common hashtags (#StrikeForPalestine #FreePalestine #CeasefireNow). Write a song, make art. Turn your knowledge into informative posts that can be shared. Be the voice of the silenced. The more you CAN do, the better." End ID]
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called āmaybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)ā. now, itās important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i donāt want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because heās so ugly itās an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second heās in the living room, the next heās back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
and so it begins..
i was not fucking ready for this photograph
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