What am i doing here?

[bxtty-jxnes-deactivated20231105]

The feminism leaving my body when love island begins

[otherwindow]

I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

[otherwindow]

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[raven-mod-deactivated20190427]

This post is wonderful

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[socialistexan]

Being working class is like this:

[plum-soup]

ummmmmm(: maybe if you spent a little bit less money on frivolous luxuries like entertainment (: you wouldn’t be a stupid broke bitch who deserves to be poor(: just some friendly advice(:

[methotrex8]

“All it takes to be successful is hard work! You gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and stop being lazy!” -Millionaire politician who is the son of another millionaire

[electronbait]

This is an oversimplification and a bad graphic.

[socialistexan]

That’s literally my expenses. I took a screenshot of what the app I use to track my spending is telling me.

It’s my actual lived experience holy shit.

[socialistexan]

I can’t get over this. This isn’t some random graphic pulled from a think tank or political organization, this is the actual reality I live with day to day.

“Um sowwy sweaty, but this is bad and your experience is fake because I say so”

[apersnicketylemon]

“Capitalism made your-”

No. LABOUR made it. LABOUR made my phone, my laptop, the internet, this website, my clothing, my house, all social media, and everything else. LABOUR makes things, Capitalism doesn’t because economic systems don’t ‘make’ anything, they just determine who gets paid for making things.

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

[grabdatgem]

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

What on earth are you talking about

[grabdatgem]

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

[mutttooth]

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[andhumanslovedstories]

mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”

then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.” 

[andhumanslovedstories]

ladies is it gay if another woman takes u into a separate room to show you her puss? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔  (@hardinhightown)

[brittany-murphy]

[abbessolute]

@maxwell-demon

[hymnsofheresy]

peace be with y’all

[hymnsofheresy]

you. you get it. 

[c-bassmeow]

I was high as hell in this upscale apartment complex in Boston and I guess this is the sound I think rich people make

[princessrhcenyra]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[muckkles]

i pulled up this video on youtube that was like 8 hours of birds for cats to watch and i sat my cat in front of it and i didnt think shed be interested cuz she never watches tv or anything but she is Hypnotized

[muckkles]

she accidentally paused the video

[millennial-review-deactivated20]