wandering in Middle-earth

Hi there, I'm Kathrin. My main art blog is @kathrins-sketchbook, this one is just for my other fandom activities. I am mostly obsessed with Tolkien stuff, but you might find other assorted nerd-stuff here.

[merawyn]

I just realised that the song Zrušení zapovědi (Válka hněvu) is based Konfrontace (Feanor a jeho synové) 😃

The shift in the music from tense and dramatic to peaceful and joyous is so gorgeous and also the change in the lyrics. It's like the wheel turns full circle. The Exilement began with Konfrontace and ended with Zrušení zapovědi.

This is so beautiful. I might be about to cry🥹

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[mundart-ch]

ha letscht woche uusferseeè zomene metarbäiter "du wersch i minere püramiide beäärdiget weni schteerbe" usegloo öbrigens

[a-mountain-hobbit]

It sounds like I'm having a bit of a boomer moment but hear me out. There is a child in the neighbourhood who has picked up a vocal stim where he yells "oh hell naw" in a very specific cadence over and over at any and all occasions, be they worthy of it or no. (He's also not an english speaker so he's probably just picked it up from some kind of influencer/streamer that uses aave colourned internet slang(tm), but it doesn't help with the cringe levels rip)

I respect his right and duty to be an annoying tween and from sports teaching I am used to this age group clumsily picking up internet slang but I think it's mostly the sheer repetitiveness and frequence. I am begging whichever internet personality that has caused this to introduce some new vocab. Can we have a second button on the soundboard pleaaaseee

[quixoticanarchy]

"i asked chatgpt--" well i went to the elves for counsel, and they said both no and yes. so we're all fucked

[parakeet]

[theoppositeofprofound]

We really forget the fact that Pippin’s older sister committed the Hobbit version of a compensated political assassination sometimes. 

[edgar-allan-possum]

Wait, what?

[theoppositeofprofound]

you heard me

[emeraldskulblaka]

Tolkien Stage Adaptations - Performance Calendar

~ April 2026 ~

The Hobbit (play; Lima, OH, USA)

10-12

adaptation by Patricia Gray

The Hobbit (play; Racine, WI, USA)

10-12, 17-19

adaptation by Patricia Gray

Parody of the Rings (parody play; UK)

11 (Salford), 15 (Lichfield), 16 (Hull), 18 (Watford)

Финрод (rock opera; St Petersburg, Russia)

19

The Hobbit (play; Stratford, ON, Canada)

21, 22, 27, 30

adaptation by Kim Selody

Performance dates and times are subject to change; please check the theatres' websites and social media for up-to-date information!

For a general overview of Tolkien stage adaptations, see this post.

[emeraldskulblaka]

Válka hněvu (The War of Wrath) - 24 January 2026 - Review

“The War of Wrath” suggests battlefield spectacle on stage – rousing speeches, epic fight and dance numbers, and perhaps the death of a beloved character or two (or a hundred?!). Spanning more than four decades, this war constitutes the climactic chapter of J. R. R. Tolkien’s Quenta Silmarillion, but poses several challenges for anyone attempting an adaptation: crafting a coherent narrative from only a handful of key events described by the author, and shaping a recognisable ensemble from dozens of named characters who are relevant to the plot, but whose personalities remain largely undefined. The Czech Tolkien group Falešné společenstvo, however, rose to the challenge and created a three-act musical based on the War of Wrath. It premiered, as is their tradition, in an elementary school gym in Prague, Czechia, as part of TolkienCon 2026 – and it met, exceeded and transformed the expectations of seasoned Tolkien fans in equal measure.

Please find my review under the cut.

Please note: I am not a professional theatre critic; I wrote this review to express my thoughts on the show in a more formal and coherent manner than usual. This review does not include any spoilers for those familiar with the events of The Silmarillion.

Válka hněvu picks up where last year’s Zrada! Smrt! Láska! (Betrayal! Death! Love!) left off: prompted by Eärendil and Elwing’s pleas, the Valar resolve to send aid to the ailing Peoples of Middle-earth to free them from Morgoth’s Shadow. The armies of the West under the leadership of Eönwë, Ingwion and Finarfin eventually join the remnants of the Free Peoples, led by Círdan and Gil-galad. Rather than achieving their goal in a single decisive confrontation with the Enemy, however, they are confined to skirmishes and to years upon years of waiting for Something, until the Valar finally intervene directly by reshaping the continent, which at last leads to Morgoth’s downfall and the recovery of the Silmarils. What should feel like a true victory is not savoured by any of the Peoples: with their homelands drowned, their spirits broken by centuries of hardship, and their families sundered, the survivors grapple with what it means to be free from thralldom, oaths and bans. Choices are made, continents raised, and creations cast aside. The show ends with the final words of the Quenta Silmarillion and thus covers the entirety of the War of Wrath and the end of the First Age.

All in all, the show runs about three hours and ten minutes across three acts, yet it never feels overlong. It is very well paced, leaving room for reflection while steadily moving through the decades, and it is evenly balanced, allowing for deep emotions as well as light-hearted, almost comedic elements, both of which are typical of Falešné společenstvo’s musicals. This is achieved by fleshing out textually under-developed characters, filling in the blanks between “canonical” events, and simultaneously reflecting on the absurdity of life in a war of that scale.

A prominent example of successful characterisation is Elros (brilliantly portrayed by Isilien), who develops from a Fëanorian protégé into a “super-facilitator” between the Peoples and ultimately, makes the Choice that would sunder his and his twin Elrond’s Fates forever. From his first song with Elrond and Maglor, “Hlasitě mlčme” (“The Loud Silence”), to his final plea to Eru (the contents of which I shall not reveal), the strong book, together with Isilien’s presence and vocals (particularly striking in tandem with Filoména’s Elrond in the aforementioned number) make Elros a standout character among kings, lords, and other fan favourites. Silmarillion connoisseurs will also appreciate the wealth of recognisable figures populating the background, who are never named explicitly, but are instantly identifiable, like for example Nerdanel. Additionally, many original characters are given the spotlight (and names) as well, among them Men, who speak in many different accents (beautifully rendered in the English subtitles), and Orcs.

Before moving on to the comedic elements, I would like to note a few other outstanding performances: Tani as Maedhros and Elsa as Maglor, reprising their roles, continue their characters’ arcs from earlier musicals with masterful vocals and unparallelled acting finesse; Polly as Morgoth, full of malice and trickery, impressively conveys this through body language and movements; and Aredhel as Círdan and Jana as Finarfin give performances in which facial expressions tell the story as clearly as their lines, particularly during their first meeting, when Finarfin learns of his relatives’ gruesome deaths.

Between the many emotionally wrenching moments, however, there are plenty of scenes that lighten the mood without tipping the show into farce: among them, the landing of the Valinorian army, during which the soldiers’ frantic marching in circles is accompanied by a deadpan train-announcer voice; the tribulations of the Orcs, forced to report the flooding and loss of Beleriand to an increasingly exasperated Morgoth; and the ordeal of one of Maedhros and Maglor’s last loyal followers, who has to maintain order amid falling rocks and despairing lords in a world coming apart at the seams.

The excellent writing and stunning performances are supplemented by clever stagecraft such as projections, puppets and miniatures (which conjure scale that the stage cannot), lovingly crafted costumes (Finarfin’s overcoat is especially gorgeous), meaningful and sometimes silly set pieces and props (respect to all involved in creating the Silmarils and binding the scrolls), expressive dance choreography (oh, that moment with the Silmaril!) and beautifully played live music. Noteworthy songs include “Vanyalindë I–III”, “Sirotci” and “Tak jsi to chtěl”, distinguished by clear dramaturgical functions (such as: to give the audience goosebumps, to rip the audience members’ hearts out, etc.), and instantly memorable (memorability being a bonus, not an expectation).

★★★★★+ masterpiece

Overall, Válka hněvu succeeds by choosing intimacy over spectacle. In that tiny gym, it delivers a Silmarillion rooted in inner lives – oaths weighed, mercies debated, victories measured by their costs. It is not grandiose. It does not involve stunts or battle scenes. Rather, it finds power in voices, glances and choices. Do not even let the long runtime deter you, for it is well worth your time. The passion everyone involved has for Tolkien’s works is evident in every note, and the miracle that is the creation of a thoroughly coherent piece of theatre by so many contributors is well worth beholding.

If you can fully understand and appreciate the show if you are not familiar with The Silmarillion, though, I cannot tell. In any case, you will miss out on countless references and allusions.

A special mention goes to those responsible for recording, and then editing, translating and subtitling the show. Although I attended the premiere in January, I also watched the recording to avoid misremembering scenes or misattributing performances. The video is available here; check the comments for timestamps to navigate quickly between scenes and songs.

[emeraldskulblaka]

In this house we love and appreciate Falešné společenstvo!

[jame7t]

Squemp the Cruel, the last and softest of the hobbit kings, has been slain in a drive-by Elfing

[jame7t]

FAQ:

An “elfing” is an act so violent & cruel that it cannot be described nor repeated here, or in any places where sensible and moral conversations are had

[annabelle--cane]

love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."

[laly]

THEY DROPPED A NEW SILM MUSICAL, I REPEAT, THEY DROPPED A MEW SILM MUSICAL

(And it's got subtitles!!!)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[emeraldskulblaka]

Tolkien Stage Adaptations - Performance Calendar

~ March 2026 ~

The Hobbit (play; Chicago, IL, USA)

1 (two performances)

adaptation by Greg Banks

Parody of the Rings (parody play; UK)

4 (Hertford), 7 (Colchester), 13 (Bude), 14 (Stratford-upon-Avon), 23 (Exeter), 26 (Newbury)

The Hobbit (play; Kerrville, TX, USA)

13-15

The Hobbit (play; Port Huron, MI, USA)

13-29

Fridays through Sundays

adaptation by Patricia Gray

The Hobbit (staged radio play; Meredith, NH, USA)

27-29

adaptation by Patricia Gray

Honourable mention:

28, 29: online streams of a recording of Válka hněvu (musical) by @a-mountain-hobbit

Performance dates and times are subject to change; please check the theatres' websites and social media for up-to-date information!

For a general overview of Tolkien stage adaptations, see this post.

[a-mountain-hobbit]

Watchparty Promo: The War of Wrath (2026)

by Falešné společenstvo 

Vingilot; Elrond and Elros make their choice; Maedhros and Maglor reclaim the Silmarils; Morgoth rages. (Photos taken from the dress rehearsal, the stream will feature the premiere at Tolkien Con)

Do you need to experience the turmoil and troubles of the end of the first age in all the detail Tolkien never got around to writing? Do you enjoy emotional rollercoasters and gorgeous musicals? Then join us for the newest Silmarillion musical by the Czech Tolkien musical group Falešné společenstvo: Válka hněvu or The War of Wrath. (Thanks to the group we even have english subtitles (thanks again to the translators and subtitlers))

There will be two watchparties:

Saturday 28th of March, 19:00 CET

Sunday 29th of March, 10:00 CET

Where to watch:

https://cytu.be/r/WarOfWrath (password: Vingilot)

We hope to see you there!

[emeraldskulblaka]

One Masterpost to rule them all...

I have created... lots... of masterposts, and I keep forgetting what exactly I've posted and what's still hanging out somewhere in my notes app. And if I'm not sure what exactly is out there, I guess no one else does either.

So here's an overview of my masterposts across all blogs:

Tolkien:

Tolkien Stage Adaptations, Overview ✨️

Tolkien Stage Adaptations, Performance Calendar ✨️

The Lord of the Rings Musical (masterpost, merch, directory)

Silmarillion rock operas

Tolkien Fandom Event Calendar 2026 (2025) ✨️

Musicals / Theatre:

Tumblr's Top 50 Musicals 2025 (2022)

The Rock Opera Spreadsheet Collection™ (Finrod, Leithian, Last Trial) ✨️

list of performers' creative pages (Finrod, Leithian, Last Trial)

Dream on Red Mountain archive

Emerald on social media

I do my best to keep them up to date. If you notice missing or inaccurate information, please let me know. Those marked with ✨️ are the ones I'm proudest of!

[vinyafinwe]

it's melkover

[vinyafinwe]

[laisrinel]

Hehe seeing this post with a perfect timing !

I'm so hyped to watch Válka Hněnu again !

[a-mountain-hobbit]

WATCHPARTY WHEN (is the person who should organise the watchparty but is horribly out of time this weekend rip)