I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing

Celeste • She/Her

[estavionpira]

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

[nayohme]

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

[dogpuppy]

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[irondive]

[reefsharkivist]

victims of the chupacabra:

[dogpuppy]

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[depsidase]

[notahorseindisguise]

deer are soooooo adorable. i need to see a deer one day they look so cute

[notahorseindisguise]

roos are absolutely the closest australia counterpart to a deer but they are not at all the same. roo is like deers prison uncle

[gayteensupreme]

deer at MOST is hitting like a strawberry ice vape but a kangaroo is on pack a day marlboro reds

[gayteensupreme]

compare + contrast, if you will

[dogpuppy]

[eastofshane]

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."

[eastofshane]

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

[closetfullofghosts]

what if we gave the shivers a smoke and a cold drink

[cikero]

I be sleeping in the master chief position

[cikero]

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[valtsv]

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

what the hell are you doing. stop that.

[nyctosaurid]

did it work