mada mada

Basically just saving the url

[shalalalin]

My @tazanimated finished animation, finally~~~~!!

Wow I got tired towards the end, but hey - it’s done >D

[nicoledemus]

I am finished with my part for the @tazanimated !! :D

[archived-twigwise]

I really want one of those automatic door alert chime thingies for my apartment, except it plays Magic Brian’s “Hållö hållö wəlcöme to mý cæv” every time someone comes in

[j-esbian]

magic brian: gets blasted with magic missile by his new friend, falls down a hole and lands on his bff, killing them both slowly 

magic brian: ohh zis is so sadt, bryan play despacito

[bradbradleyart]

More Scriddler and Hivy cause there’s never enough

[bradbradleyart]

Theres a bit where Jon becomes a Lantern and hes so thrilled about it

[a-flickering-soul]

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

[a-flickering-soul]

one…….tentacle…….

[a-flickering-soul]

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

[a-flickering-soul]

every day you grow more beautiful…….

[a-flickering-soul]

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

[necrominty]

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

[rolaren-deactivated20190821]

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[brucediana]

We have now entered the year when Bruce Wayne has retired as Batman.

[jakemorph]

bruce wayne was batman??????????

[drawnsnake]

The meme authority makes their entrance

[clowncare]

when u see ppl sexualizing a little kid character……..

[anonymous-supremous-deactivated]

Or you could just… you know… ignore it?

[clowncare]

when someone tells me to ignore pedophilia as if its not literally disgusting

[medievalswords]

[gorps]

Raccoons should have guns I think

[pyomorphic]

they will

[hamtastrophe]

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

[bigthecat]

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

[w0wls]

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

[mad-duck]

He is like a cleric gone wild

[goingloco]

His dick is presumably preserved and can be looked at in a museum. It’s not really confirmed to be his dick but it was worshiped by a cult of women and then reclaimed by Rasputin’s own daughter so real or not it’s still a good addition to this post. X

[thespinesmoustache]

he was also stabbed in the gut by a sort-of-nun at one point and just sort of casually held his intestines in place til he could get to a doctor (or so the story goes–he was chased through the street for a bit, at least)

[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

[echoequinox]

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen