Aapeels

[sleepy-bebby]

Shedding 🐍

[peachypupp]

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What breed are they?

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Children's python! They can be a little hard to find outside Australia, but they're amazing pets.

[cephalopodvictorious]

He looks like a knight and I couldn’t help myself

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[db-1986]

They say socialism is bad because their masters told them to believe it and they do so without question. They don't actually know what half the shit they say means. And when confronted, they just make shit up and call you a leftist puppet when you prove them wrong.

Honestly though, I'd rather be a leftist puppet then a pedo supporter. But what do I know? I'm just a Canadian that know more about American politics then the average Republican.

[photoboybg1969]

You know what they haven’t given us in the United States? EMS as an essential service everywhere in all 50 states. Wake up everyone! When it comes to public safety, we need more than just POLICE and Fire.

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[nateconnolly]

*hefts my cartoonishly large shovel* It’s gotta be buried down there SOMEWHERE

[a03minyard]

the funniest possible evolution of neil’s trauma is him eventually becoming too comfortable

like this man spent his childhood memorizing exits and sleeping with shoes on and now he’s thirty and yelling “andrew where’s my charger” from another room like he’s been domesticated beyond recognition

[fireheartwraith]

Kevin and Andrew going to see Jean and finding out Neil had also been there:

[wuzeio]

somebody requested trojan andrew and raven neil 😋ive been meaning to draw them ! fun dynamic!!

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[lynxxxan]

Again a bit older art but it´s Andreil so it can´t hurt. Or can it??

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[beardedmrbean]

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[lunawolf23]

@aapeels @annahoi2

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[afloweroutofstone]

This captures everything I love about being online

[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.