[brdrlneprsnltydsrdr]

[fairycosmos]

Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[robustcornhusk]

seen coming home

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[aarmadale]

Top 10 worst inventions

1. Hand dryers in bathrooms

2. I don't give a fuck about the rest of this list I just want to bitch about hand dryers because why the fuck are we shoving a jet engine in this tiny ass echo chamber filled with piss and shit particles to blow hantavirus directly onto our clean hands

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Before anyone asks:

No, the Sheetz door does not have Hieratic on (if anything it would be cursive hieroglyphs)

OP (reddit) claims it was carved in using an exacto knife. lmao doubt.jpg

It's very clearly AI because for someone with that much time on their hands, they fuck up the same not-signs in a variety of inconsistent ways

No, it doesn't say anything

The whole thing is mostly birds and you can see where the AI fucks up the repeating of the signs in different areas

The fact that most people took that garbled, inconsistent mess as 'real hieroglyphs' despite having seen real examples time and again, shows an ever present unconscious bias in the public mind.

The next person who says it's a curse is getting [redacted for legal reasons]

[condensed-ink]

[leebrontide]

Was talking to my wife about my child offering other children to have me fix their toys and me having no idea what prompted her to do that.

My wife said that she just has an unshakable faith in our ability to fix things. And I guess we do often fix stuff and she has limited understanding of the variety of skillsets needed for that. So that makes sense.

I think probably it’s a common tho not universal image for young kids to have of their caregivers.

Anyways I think this should be used a lot more in stories about necromancy. Because if she brought me a dead pet or whatever and asked me to fix it and had just so much faith that I could do it, and I thought there was any chance I could do it it’d be “ok honey let’s go see if we can find some forbidden books at the library. Maybe we can get doughnuts after”

Cause like what else is a parent gonna do, when they look at you that way?

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[msmaev]

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

[witchofanguish]