- A Bad Comedian -

I forgor I had tumblr until last week. whoops.

[abadcomedian]

Just watched The Amazing Digital Circus :) Thought I'd doodle Pomni

[abadcomedian]

I've really been obsessed with the Danganronpa franchise since I started watching it in December 2020. The main part of my focus is on Nagito because I love him sm (he has a shrine in my room). So anyway, here's a sketch I did of him last night. Hope you guys like it.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “So…you’re a detective?”

Person B: “I am.”

Person A: “You don’t look like one…”

Person B: “It would be rather counterproductive, if I did.”

[abadcomedian]

How do you say you're dehydrated without SAYING you're dehydrated?

I'll go first:

I went to the hot tub and within 15 minutes almost passed out.

[kowamursu]

My friend was sad, so I made these to make her feel better. i don’t understand why it didn’t work.

[quadrangledreality]

dagoth-xil

[mossy-covered-bones]

@ademonwithinternet <3

[gaphic]

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

[gaphic]

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

[abadcomedian]

Hi. Its been a stressful morning. Can everyone share some wholesome facts? I could really use some good vibes.

[neon-ryan-moved-deactivated2018]

@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

[its-elvis-innit]

!

[creepish]

:) (threateningly)

[abadcomedian]

The fact that Unus Annus and Supernatural are ending in the same week is very on-brand for this year. :(

[supermodelcats]

Nimbus may have started out as a crinkled tissue, but I think she grew up into quite the supermodel!

[gothiquerosegarden]

Adult Nimbus: looks like a majestic, benevolent forest spirit who protects people from the fae

Kitten Nimbus: no tuch me i angy

[bauliya]

me: oh, y’know *whispers* the v-slur 

them: ?????

me, after some furtive glances, hissing: voltron legendary defender 

[gif87a-com]

[teratomarty]

Reblogging because I had a dream in which this came in vitally handy.

[jackkal]

im so pissed i needed this 3 years ago in physics for the egg drop contest i googled for hours and you simply put it on my dash now… after my EGG has LONG SINCE smashed against the gymnasium floor………..

[abadcomedian]

I understand that Girl In Red is a music creator, but I n e e d you all to understand the fact that every time I hear her name, all I can think of is Carmen Sandiago,,,

[catcrumb]

[abadcomedian]

All I want is a perfume/cologne store that sells oddly specific YA novel smells. Like, a hot dude is described as smelling like hickory and the ocean? Boom, new cologne.

Also, the names wouldn't be basic. Instead of "Lust: a manly scent for m e n", it would be, "Book Title, character, page".

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid