Trash But Wants Friends

Ha why are you following this trash heap

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[vrumblr]

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

[africanaquarian]

selective elimination. crystal shield construction

[drjjjfaustus]

Pure soul and Quatuam Weaponry. Fuck and yes.

[abbythetrashcat]

I get superior cloning and the ability to send people through space and time. This generator literally just gave me the power to create improved clones of myself and them send them to do my bidding where and whenever I want in the universe. I can take over the world.

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[layabout-city]

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

[abbythetrashcat]

I mean I’ve used them all in my elementary days what they are isn’t what confuses me it’s just

What does it

M e An

[abbythetrashcat]

The instruments as things I’ve heard them say/seen them do

Piccolo: I wish to sacrifice the 2nd chair flute to the tubas.

Flutes: *glares at trumpets* I am so done, with all of this, why did the freshman Sax talk to me, where the f**k is my coffee

Clarinets: there was this one time, my second year, when we got told to play QUIETER. *smol clarinets ooh and ahh*

Bass Clarinet: no, I am not playing this honker of my own free will

Bassoon: I would really, just once, like the melody

Oboe: wHat IS IN tuNE

Alto Sax: *nonstop ultimate sax man*

Tenor Sax: maybe if I play dead the director won’t make me march bari next year

Bari Sax: *long sigh* I told you I identify as a low brass. You can’t assume my instrument family, Sydney

Soprano Sax: *plays a nonstop 12 measure double high C during a jazz solo section* / Director: why / soprano: I’m sorry I panicked

Sousaphone: no hannnddssssss

Tuba: the director put a frog in my bell for a picture once. It stayed in there the entire sectional. And we haven’t practiced by the woods since

Trombone: WHY DID I PICK THIS INSTRUMENT ITS A GIANT TUNING SLIDE I SUCK AT TUNING

Baritone: *flexes* GAINS BRUH

Mellophone: *scraped a dead frog off the road* *made it a little habitat in a plastic box* *places it on the drum major podium as a mascot and inspiration* all hail the frog king

French Horn: wait so where’s my spit valve *distant laughter of older section mates*

Trumpet: *scream pool party and the entire section squeezes into the drum major’s bathtub* *justdance-off* *real life hunger games with lightsabers* I CAN PLAY HIGHER THAN YOU

Cornet: I can play higher than all the trumpets and I think first chair is plotting my assassination

Snare Drum: *final run* STRIP RUN!! *takes off pants and does final run in pizza boxers*

Quads: *drops a stick in the 3rd set*

Bass Drum: MAKE WAY LIL FRESHIES I CANT SEE SHIT

Pit Percussion: *takes a nap under the marimbas in the middle of practice* *no one cares*

Color Gaurd: *is a step off her dot, whacks a baritone in the face, breaks his nose, gives him a concussion* whoops

Piano: all of you could die and The show could still go on, I am superior

[gogopri-deactivated20241226]

Meanwhile, in Central…

[abbythetrashcat]

Bless this

[rootkit]

[spangledshieldsandsilverwings]

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

[karolinedianne]

^ This

[rougaroucojones]

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

[radarmatt-deactivated20160828]

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

[rougaroucojones]

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

We fight with honor

[macleod]

[escsokovia-deactivated20151216]

[longagonizinglife]

I love how a small battle took place between both sides just now.

[abbythetrashcat]

I’m with Director Fury on this one

[beangyu]

Why do you ship b*kudeku? Bakugou abused Deku for many years and told him to kill himself. How could he possibly be in a romantic relationship? At best, they’re acquaintances, but even if they’ve grown a little closer in the manga, they’re not even close to being friends.

I mean, I do like the fan art for it. And the villain AU concepts are really interesting. I’m not into the abusive stuff just the childhood friend trope is nice.

[abbythetrashcat]

I’m crying at the anon censoring the ship name honestly. Like it’s a curse

I’m one of those people who saw bakudeku as abuse in the anime, but started shipping it once I read the manga xD

[abbythetrashcat]

Ah, okay so this post probably won’t get much attention but...

To all you people out there, those of you that grew up never asking for help, always being independent, always getting straight A’s... It’s okay to be fragile. It’s okay to need to depend on someone every once in a while. It’s okay to get a couple crappy grades if that’s the best you can do. If you’re like me, and you grew up like this, only starting to struggle in much harder materials, you, too, are probably starting to feel super anxious about every little bad thing. Don’t be. You have no need to keep up some superhuman image if you need help.

Take for instance, how my parents have affected me as I’ve started to struggle. My math grade recently dropped to a low B because of a few rough quizzes, which isn’t bad, but terrible compared to my parent’s expectations based on how my grades HAD been. My Dad was super chill, “So you’re finally struggling like an actual human being, ahaha! Good luck, I can help if you want,” (bless you dad ilysm). My mom, on the other hand, literally called me just to rant about how this was “unacceptable” and that she “knows that Youre better than this, I’ve seen what you can do.” Now every time I see that my mom has texted me, or tried to call me, I want to curl up in a ball and die. But you know, I have Dad and supportive friends, so I’m okay.

School is stressful! Life is stressful! Don’t let the hard times get you down. It’s okay to struggle, you aren’t some perfect, all-knowing deity. You’re human, just like everybody else. Don’t let a few people that think otherwise ruin your life. PSA over.

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[icarus-suraki]

You sound kind of lightbulbed by this post.

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[abbythetrashcat]

This is the single best thread on Tumblr omg

[schnappchat]

aaaand i made a compilation of my favorite cat vines

[demilypyro]

TEENAGE MUTANT

[thenatsdorf]

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[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[abbythetrashcat]

Izuku: You're like the dad we never had!

All Might: You boys don't have fathers?

Todoroki: We do, but they both suck.

[puraiuddo]

Mitsuki +  enforcing Katsuki’s Insecurities

[abbythetrashcat]

You know that epic moment where Deku told off Todoroki’s dad and everybody loved it because obvious reasons??? I need a moment like that with mitsuki, honestly. I need Deku to tell her off because she might think that she’s just making a light remark but it sticks with my baby kacchan, okay. It weighs on him. So she needs to learn to help her son work through his insecurities rather than adding to them. And I need Deku to be the one to make her realize that.

[capricorpus]

mirio’s quirk would be so unsettling to discover…could you imagine going into your son’s room to wake him up one morning and he just fucking phases into his bed and disappears, leaving nothing but his clothes behind him… bye bye baby

[capricorpus]

you: alright sweetie time to wake up! him:

[abbythetrashcat]

You think that’s bad... imagine finding the quirk of Tomura aka bad touch man. Like, “hold my hand” “okay sweety” “oh SHIT—“

[abbythetrashcat]

Ya girl needs help

If I’m gonna be productive and write stuff these posts are gonna take a hecka long time to scroll down so someone pLEASE inform me on how to hide stuff under the cut.

(Yes I know I’m tech challenged shut up just hellllp)