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Idk even know man 20s Star Trek DS9 + Original Series Project Hail Mary Marvel Sideblog: @hawkeyemybeloved SPN: @dean-winchester-gender-envy

[dharmaart]

An older painting I never got around to posting. I've always really enjoyed painting golden hour lighting especially on grey or white horses.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[intactics]

[showing up to the function unannounced in sunglasses and a driving hair shawl & gloves & a trenchcoat & high heels with a frantic persecuted air] no darling of course I wanted to come to your little shindig last week but I just had to get out of town, you understand [taking a long hard drag of a ridiculously thin cigarette and getting lipstick on the filter] I had a popular post going around

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

[apolladay]

When is the last time you visited a public library?

Within the past week

Within the past month

Within the past year

Haven't been in at least a year

Haven't been in years (what's wrong with you, go to the library bro)

I haven't been in person in a long time but I use their eBooks

Secret cheat code: I work in a public library

When is the last time you visited a public library?

Within the past week

Within the past month

Within the past year

Haven't been in at least a year

Haven't been in years (what's wrong with you, go to the library bro)

I haven't been in person in a long time but I use their eBooks

Secret cheat code: I work in a public library

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

why dont people play the guitar worse

[asteroidtroglodyte]

They do, you just have to listen to live music put on at community events played by Dave, who’s a mechanic usually, y’know. It’s not on Spotify. You gotta go Outside.

[literallymechanical]

"Reviewer 2 wants better citations" moodboard

[pangur-and-grim]

I might be losing it. I think the sharpened bananas broke something inside of me

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, May 11, 1894

[enba-and-luka]

[brainscrems]

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

[athenasdragon]

Frequent enough issue that there's a greeting card about it...

[trek-tracks]

He's not too thrilled about it though

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How did it get up there

[piratekayte]

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[ablasphemyofpoets]

Nothing like being halfway through your Bachelors degree and realizing you’re not sure you want to do the thing you’ve been working towards for 6 years anymore.