Into The Woods

Personal Blog. Fandom. Popculture. Digital Art. Things. And an unproportional amount of Buffy because she is the hero we deserve.

[tieflingkisser]

[buffysummers]

3.20 | 6.13

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[liam-summers]

Bangel Appreciation Week 2026 | Day 2: Favourite Episode

Season 3 Episode 20 "The Prom", first broadcast on May 11, 1999

[reborngrace]

angel carrying buffy

[daisychase]

ANGEL THE SERIES // 1.20 "War Zone"

[liam-summers]

The most Angel answers of all time

[ceciliastark]

03x07 | 7x21

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[liam-summers]

Forever orbiting each other 🖤

[aboutafox]

I don’t know if I can watch The Odyssey. All these famous people looking like famous people is so distracting. I’ll be like trireme, thunderstorm, seamonster, “Oh hi Matt Damon! What are you doing on this boat? Where are Ben Affleck and J.Lo?” Next scene. “Anne, girl! Is that vintage Versace?” Next scene. “Zendaya, Tom. Greece is a lovely place for a honeymoon!”

[liam-summers]

David Boreanaz + Pledging His Allegiance to Bangel

Watch the full interview here. It's very fun!

[buffyanneswift]

STOPPPP I'm obsessed with the Bangel co-captains

[abigailspinach]

“100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one.”

Daniel Lavery - The Toast

Ok hear me out

Does not Cain from The Raven Scholar not also have this energy???

I feel Antonia Dodgson may also have seen my personal fave Disney film

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

browsing some dark romance titles for reasons (you know why) and ran into this in the blurb for The Ritual

what does it mean that they "require their blood in payment"? obviously it's a play on the idea of receiving payment in blood, but what do those words actually mean in that order? also and unrelated what the fuck do you MEAN the most powerful men in the world are a gaggle of college undergrads? Tyler from Intro to Psychology???

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

working at a university really makes any romance set among college undergraduates unreadable but ESPECIALLY the dark romances where they're supposed to be like sinister mastermind daddy doms. he's 20 years old dude. there's a good chance he doesn't know how to do laundry. I know a guy who was living in a house with 4 other dudes when he was 20 and they were all sharing one fork. that guy's not leading the college mafia.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I have undergrads who still ask for permission to swear and use the bathroom in non-classroom social settings. most powerful men in the world my ass.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

male main character is doing the awful dark romance dirty talk schtick where he's like "gird your loins my little wombat... I'm about to do things to your pussy that would violate the Geneva conventions" and then he takes her to his room where it's just a mattress in the floor. it looks like this

[rhysjamesart]

'When I look into the future, all I see is you. All I want is you.'

illustration by me