Anime Trash™

I want to throw myself into a large blender

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[yankee-doodle-danger]

the american high school experience

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning 

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[bumpscosity]

[yikes-zodiac]

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[noxee]

[idreamofjimmy]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

let’s take a moment to consider that they actually took the time to answer these questions so they could stay friends with jimmy

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Detroit: Become Human: In the future, humans will treat robots as subhuman objects despite robots looking and acting incredibly humanlike with personalities and independent thoughts of their own.

The entire world when a robot in space died: *making fanart and crying R.I.P. Oppy you beautiful little space explorer*

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

“this chick” is barack obama 

[naropinosa]

[undeadmanwalking]

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

[cowabungah]

What’s in his ass

[judyfartland]

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

[bandtshirt]

Oh my god?

[surprisebitch]

you’ve got a friend in me

[elisamaza]

where do i begin

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”

[annulet]

baethoven

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[curseworm]

how come french doesnt have a word for lime “green lemon” nice job idiots

[paper-castles]

They don’t have a word for 80 did you expect them to do better with fruit?

[curseworm]

excuse me id like to buy four twenties of green lemons