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Claire │27 │ Australian I Aroace  

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[rabbiteclair]

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness

[sistersorrow]

Woke up ten minutes early for a far hornier gacha game and just put on booty shorts and a tank top

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if I was in elden ring id be in the carian manor wiping my hands on radagons dog after eating hot wings

[transmechanicus]

​some sort of contemptible scoundrel must have been eating hot wings before the game even started cause this dog is orange as fuck

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[comicaurora]

If you could have one Shakespeare play done by the Muppets what would it be?

obviously a Midsummer Night's Dream, can you imagine? Kermit as Oberon, Miss Piggy as Titania, the non-fae characters are played by the only humans, when Bottom is transformed he physically becomes a muppet, Puck is naturally Gonzo with bonus Rizzo

[comicaurora]

drawings you can hear

[comicaurora]

*new yawk voice*

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[famicom]

[figgyroo]

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

that one bit of art nomura drew of aya with a gun and her boobs out covered by a cool jacket is maybe the effortlessly hottest thing that's ever come out of the entirety of square enix's lineage.

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

images that give me a heart attack

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

these ones where she's almost showing pits are good too. like christ nomura how did you draw something so dyke-y.

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[littlemissminu]

look at me so sleepslike!

[sioltach]

She is a shape you only find in a late 19th early 20th century kitten portraiture

[toskarin]

the humble combat drill, the trusty pilebunker, the venerable whipsword. what do these have in common? scientists don't want you to know how good they are. they want you to think they suck.