clusterfuck @abscondz - Tumblr Blog

watching its always sunny in philadelphia n im feeling like this

r/drugs is it okay to take another two warm cookies if i already had 3 warm cookies and a glass of milk an hour ago and should i brush my teeth before or after or does it matter

maidsuokasenpai

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

maidsuokasenpai

bl0w-m3

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

romcommunist

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

egberts

notwiselybuttoowell

Damn, missed it again

notwiselybuttoowell

Happy Bog Day!

quasistarjudgement

Happy Bog Day everyone!!!

catchymemes

philsmeatylegss

Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3

Have you ever played an instrument?

Guitar/Ukulele/Banjo

Violin/Bass

Flute/Piccolo

Clarinet/Oboe

Trumpet/Trombone/Saxophone/French Horn

Drums/Bongos

Piano/Harp/Accordion

Two or more

Something not listed

I never played an instrument

Voting ended onJul 28, 2023

Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do

#piano lessons for 13 years #love hate relationship with it still but don’t really play much at all anymore for fun

animusbell

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

that1nkyone

evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

t-counter

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

cerayanay

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

were--ralph

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

lawfulswampy

mememoonbeam

motherbychoice

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

reproductivejusticeandliberty

Mood. -V

kiwianaroha

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.