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some studies I’ve done

#art #scenery

boymounter

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

#FUCK i had to smile at this when i got it #rb

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

#bogos binted #rb

why-i-love-comics

Detective Comics #1100 - "Lost & Found" (2025)

written by Tom Taylor art by Mikel Janin

#damn this is popping #rb #dc #Batman

nonlynear

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

#happens #rb

super-metroid

"rise and grind" is what they say when you start dryhumping with your morning wood

#yes i suppose #in many such cases #rb

wanderinsect

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

#lmao #me with ivan and sua bruh icl #rb #likei get the siblingism but also sometimes they just be friends fr

doesn’t matter

#art #yanineko

got nothing at all

#yanineko #art #yes i watched the chainsmoker cat anime after not being able to watch anything for over a year

visenyaism

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

#deadass how I felt when I had to explain I didn’t use AI on my experimental techniques assignment and just bsed my way thru #rb

prokopetz

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

#😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#rb

kashlat2

The Jill we could have had if capcom weren’t cowards and losers 😔

#resident evil #omg goodness gracious #rb #rb art

comic part 2

part 1

#alnst #art #alien stage #ivantill #I finally finished the last page holy cornball part #comic #nah but kisses are hard as fuck to draw goddamn #guys remember this is omegaverse #we cannot be losing the plot here #sports au #my sports au dj au my beloved

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

#rb #WONDERFUL!!!#I should do this (no)

draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

#couldn’t help but laugh #rb

Tiiv Pink Box Collab: Interest Check

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Hi everyone! I'm hosting this project with my friends, so I would really appreciate any shares to get us off the ground.

The project consists of a merch box, which will be open for anyone (domestic and international planned!) to preorder, and a cupsleeve event in the Los Angeles, California area, where we will celebrate Ivan's birthday next year. It'll be a latte fun!

Thanks to @sunnywakame for the lovely art here.

Artists involved under the cut!