ELAWMAOWO

"siur, your brainrot.... it's terminal. I'm sorry" I draw stuff sometimes. tag is #art and here's my stupid baka twitta

[absha120420]

some studies I’ve done

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[why-i-love-comics]

Detective Comics #1100 - "Lost & Found" (2025)

written by Tom Taylor art by Mikel Janin

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[super-metroid]

"rise and grind" is what they say when you start dryhumping with your morning wood

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[absha120420]

doesn’t matter

[absha120420]

got nothing at all

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[kashlat2]

The Jill we could have had if capcom weren’t cowards and losers 😔

[absha120420]

comic part 2

part 1

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[absha120420]

Tiiv Pink Box Collab: Interest Check

Carrd | Insta | Twt | Form

Hi everyone! I'm hosting this project with my friends, so I would really appreciate any shares to get us off the ground.

The project consists of a merch box, which will be open for anyone (domestic and international planned!) to preorder, and a cupsleeve event in the Los Angeles, California area, where we will celebrate Ivan's birthday next year. It'll be a latte fun!

Thanks to @sunnywakame for the lovely art here.

Artists involved under the cut!

If you have any questions, please leave them in the interest check form!

Thank you!

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[ihatepissvortex]