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It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.

currysideplate

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

tarragonthedragon

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

tarragonthedragon

oh and also "even if the thing is bad your criticism of it can come from a place of patronising misogyny"

vexatiousvic

"masculinity is rewarded in women" "masculinity is accepted in women"

I had a friend who woke up at 4am to shower and apply makeup and everything. Lost literally sleep just to do this, wasted at least 3 hours each day. One day, she didn't feel like it and went to work without makeup. Her boss, a woman, pestered her all day and wanted to send her home. She never went to work without makeup again

The daughter of an acquaintance went to a nice school and sang in a choir there for years. Was very good, went to every concert. When she was about 15, she cut her hair. She still agreed to wear the mandatory gown even though she was a "tomboy". She just loved choir. School banned her from representing school. Because of her hair. Because girls should have long hair or the "aesthetics" were off

I'm not a woman or female but I'm read as such and whenever I have a buzzcut, strangers I've barely spoken to just try to touch it. Touch my head. Just reach out and caress my head without asking. Because they "want to know what it feels like"

Women who don't perform femininity (correctly) get harassed and their bodily autonomy taken away. They get bullied and touched without consent. They get everything commented on (if you think "brave" is a compliment you've never had it used on you)

If you don't think that femininity is enforced, and often violently, you're either a moron or you have no good intentions

In any case, I'm just not interested in what you have to say

the-haiku-bot

In any case, I’m

just not interested in

what you have to say

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bogleech

"uh ohhhhhh!!!!" - a oyster when this happens ill bet

bogleech

It's just that theyll grow on anything solid and they have flotation bladders to keep them upright, like a lot of seaweed, so when they get big enough they can float away with whatever they're growing on, like small rocks or broken coral. But they got called oyster thiefs because you notice this phenomenon most if your livelihood depends on farming creatures that are also roughly similar to small rocks.

poondragoon

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤

kings-highway

Daichi: damn, it's really hard to get girls attention.

Suga: we could pretend to date, to make them jealous

Daichi:

Daichi: how would being gay improve my chances with women.

scunthotter

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

vaspider

Reminder to you and everyone you follow: back up your devices. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Now.

I back my computer up every six months and was planning to this week. I procrastinated by a day, and my SSD corrupted* — I lost six months of photos, including old photos of my life from now-deleted tumblr post, thousands of words of my writing, and game save files (luckily I emailed my two main Minecraft worlds to a friend last week so I only lost a few days of work). Not to mention that now my Windows will be up-to-date, 2½ years further ahead than mine had been. I'm going to have to battle ai back when I get my computer.

If you make a lot of art, back your work up way more often.

Please.

*Also, maybe don't download exports of any of your blogs, even small ones. That's what corrupted my drive. Literally and directly.

I feel pretty uncomfortable telling people not to take exports of their blogs, though I’m sorry that happened to you. Backing up and backing up your backups is a very good idea, though!

kmartradiodj

You think you don’t need to do it right now; this is the devil talking.

I said for years I needed to back up all my baby photos and videos. Then my house burned down, and I have no evidence of my childhood whatsoever. I now spray fully formed like Athena during the advent of social media.

Back it up now. Do it for me, please. Do it for all the memories I have lost. Don’t live with the regret I have.

the-haiku-bot

You think you don’t need

to do it right now; this is

the devil talking.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

animentality

jimmysownworld

recentering to cliff marleau and ilya rozanov white girl wasted in boston after a game against each other both on the dance floor hyping each other up and cheering each other on as they demonstrate possibly the WORST dance moves this entire club has ever seen ilya is trying to moonwalk and tripping marly is trying to twerk and is only arching his back over and over absolutely zero movement in the hips, they are the WORST dancers that club has ever witnessed. they’re complimenting each other, marly is fanning himself with his hand yelling “JACKSON GOT NOTHING ON YOU SEXY THING” and ilya is behind marly doing really overdramatic thrusts like a foot away from his ass going “MARLY YOUR ASS IS PERFECT BUBBLE MY GOD I AM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO WITNESS IT” and both of them are yelling WAY too loud so so many people can hear them. shane is at the bar watching exhausted, just knowing he’s gonna have to try to wrangle them both and not feel weird about how sexual their compliments are and that ilya is going to be laying in bed half asleep once they get back slurring about how “marly is such a great friend, if you never existed i would love marly but we would never work out because marly doesnt like to bottom, he tried it once and told me in the morning he kind of hated it even though the orgasm was good, so we would never work with sex but maybe we just uh, what is it called? outsourcing! maybe we outsource our bottom, we work well everywhere else why not just share this one thing or agree to do this separate and everything else together?”

he will deny the whole thing in the morning even if he does remember, and marly will try to figure out twerking again while sober and not improve literally at all

rattus-stultus

one year somebody on the Centaurs team (probably Harris) gets Shane and Ilya matching spoof training jerseys. instead of saying PROPERTY OF CENTAURS across the chest they say PROPERTY OF HOLLANDER and PROPERTY OF ROZANOV. the entire locker room thinks it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. Ilya laughs. Shane chuckles too, shakes his head, calls everyone idiots. they play it off perfectly.

then they get home and it's suddenly not funny anymore because they're codependent weirdos. Shane is standing in the kitchen trying very hard not to think about the words PROPERTY OF ROZANOV while Ilya immediately changes into the PROPERTY OF HOLLANDER jersey and just... wanders around the house wearing it with the most insufferably smug look on his face. they fuck about it.