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gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

elmo’s house

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

that-house

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

that-house

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

avyc02

Zoey x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 🐢

audhdgoku

Golden Ratio Lil Guy If U Even Care

captain-price-returns

themakeupbrush

Ashi Studio Fall 2026

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

bumblebeebats

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

knifefightscene

toyastales

1905 Lacloche Frères Pig Bag

Discover the quirky and whimsical allure of this pig-shaped evening bag, a dazzling 1905 creation by Lacloche Frères. With ruby eyes and diamond details, this signed, numbered, and hallmarked piece from Sotheby's Collection is a true objet d'art.