[ruumiinlaulaja]

This is the most romantic shit I have ever seen I’m gonna throw up

[jey-chan]

Danny and Damian were kidnapped at the same time. The Kidnaers didin't knew which of them was a Wayne, but since they all looked alike, they took the two from the aquarium.

The moment the kidnappers removed their blindfolds, the two boys recognized each other.

Damian: WH- YOU WHERE ON MY ARMS WHEN YOU DIED! GRA-

Danny: THAT MAN IS NOT OUR GRANPHADER! I hate what he did to us, i hate that i cuold not stay or go back to you and help you out of that friking place! a servant toke pity and saw that i had a chanse so she run with it. brought me to an hospital and avandon me there.

Damian: i am so glad she did that... and i do not blame you- That place was realy as one of our brothers would say: a shithole.

Danny: so... dad is not in the cult?

Damian: he never was. Mother did fall in love with him but still didin't loved him enought to breek free of the cult leader mind control.

Kdnaper: holly shit, Bruce was a victim!-

both kids saw the kidnaper, then saw eatch others and a diabolical grin spread in both faces.

In other news. There are one grup of reavilited kidnapers that are child liverators that work with Orakle.

Oh and Bruce Wayne has a new child this one in co-parenting witht he adopthed child parents.

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[cosmic-tuna]

@lilybug-02

[lilybug-02]

Happy Be Nice to Bugs Day everyone. This is a very important day. ❤️☝️ go out and find a bug for me please!

[4iammighty]

@lilybug-02 Friend ur a month early, its June.

[lilybug-02]

[thememedaddy]

[linguisticparadox]

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

[batbetbitbotbut]

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[kaijutegu]

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

[kaijutegu]

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!

[kedreeva]

And she is SO offended about it

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[soup-mother]

"We as a family decided to do this" you and your hostages all came together and agreed on it, yeah.

[soup-mother]

Death to the family itself but a very special death for family bloggers/youtubers

[soup-mother]

If you think the shit that people willingly record themselves doing to their own kids "for content" is horrific just wait until you learn what literally any given parent is doing to their kids behind closed doors AND in public at any given time.

[redskyeatnight]

Richard pulled up another file. Two adults in lurid HAZMAT suits waved from the photo. "Meet Jack and Madeline Fenton — Danny Fenton's adoptive parents." Damian eyed the suits, the goggles, and the futuristic weaponry attached to their hips. "Are they mad scientists?" "Yep." "Is the liquid some variation of Lazarus Water?" "Constantine says it's the original source." "...How sure are we that Danyal isn't deep in a long term cover?" Richard grimaced. Behind them, the sound of tinkering paused. "We aren't."

demon twins has so much potential for misunderstandings and angst

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[theehorsepusssy]

[the-supernatural-atheist]

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

[the-supernatural-atheist]

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

[makaeru]

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

[nikki-pondtheauthor]

"So you're Phantom," one of the Gotham vigilantes spoke up in a dry manner.

"Why yes. Yes I am," Phantom puffed his chest out, feeling cocky.

"Then what does the D logo in your chest stand for?"

…Danny will forever cursed Sam for that stupid D logo on his chest because everytime he introduced himself to either a citizen or hero community, he had to explain the D logo (He's trying to have a secret identity)

God dammit Sam.

Later....

"Oh no. This is what I wore before I died. Ignore the logo please."

"…what?!" Now alarmed and horrified.

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[spirit-of-the-slime]

dpxdc prompt: Dani gets summoned

The idea being, the summoning circle for the Ghost King is not yet calibrated with clones in mind. So it summons Danielle instead.

Instead of correcting this misunderstanding, Dani doubles down and commits to the bit. Oh, where's the Crown of Fire? Ring? Why would she allow the likes of you to see that?

OR straight-faced, completely serious: Of course this green paper crown is the Crown of Fire, it's flammable. Of course the Ring of Rage looks like a normal skull ring, you haven't pissed me off yet.

[jakeandalexia]

So like, I was vibing - and then an idea struck me. As all things do.

And then I realized, Danny is the King of ALL Ghosts. So now as I sat there with this revelation, I have come to the realization that - why haven't we summoned up to a bunch of other ghosts from other media, for at least either a cameo or a crackfic?

Y'see, I was listening to a beautiful remix of Luigi's Mansion and then seeing the artwork of King Boo, I just thought - when Danny was crowned King of Ghosts, all kinds of Ghosts showed up?

Ghosts do what they want and what they please (good or evil, what does it matter?), but at the end of the day, most of them look after each other. So when news of Danny being captured by GIW happens, I just had the most stupidest thought.

King Boo, despite being all evil and jazz, kinda appreciates Phantom. So finding out he was captured, set him off - because damnit, he knows what it's like to be captured and trapped in shit for YEARS.

Que King Boo, Master of Illusions, Slayer of the Infinite, and the guy who managed to kidnap Mario THREE TIMES - showing up and immediately wrecking the GIW Base to rescue the Boy King.

And because I can, DPXDC in it as well.

Danny runs off with Gotham, with King Boo and his own army of Boos with them, and things go your usual DPXDC Crossover. Except now they're more mischief because this place is TEEMING with hauntedness, so now Boos are going around pranking people - and scaring the shit out of them,

Meanwhile after the jumpscare, everyone sits there like, "Was that a fucking Boo?"

Because now there's TWO GHOST KINGS in Gotham. And Danny is liking King Boo, and vice versa. Not exactly a mentorship, but more like, "We ride, and we died. So now we keep riding."