i like food and comfy sweaters

my name is shelley, i'm a 30 year old white, cis college grad. I use she/her pronouns. I'm biromantic asexual. I've been diagnosed with anxiety disorder and self dx ADHD. Intersectional feminist.  Huge fangirl of everything. I don't tag anything so good luck.

[femalegothic]

can we finally admit this was funny? or are we still pretending she didnt know how to get silly with it?

[femalegothic]

[femalegothic]

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[meangirlnurse]

gonna start using this one as a reaction image i think

[spaceytingz]

POP EMERGENCY MOTHERFUCKERSSSS!!!!!

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Voting ended onJun 9

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[ship-or-ick]

Anders x male Hawke from Dragon Age 2

Do you ship it?

Hate it

Dislike it

Neutral

Like it

Love it

Don’t know them/results

Voting ended onJun 8

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[hexthelex]

is previous...

moon-coded 🌙

sun-coded ☀️

stars-coded ✨

Voting ended onMay 4

[da-pitt]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[knitmeapony]

What is your favorite TV show that is not:

1) part of a franchise

2) a police procedural or any kind of crime solving

3) A workplace comedy

[the-big-mood]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do”

me as soon as I get home: