i like food and comfy sweaters

my name is shelley, i'm a 30 year old white, cis college grad. I use she/her pronouns. I'm biromantic asexual. I've been diagnosed with anxiety disorder and self dx ADHD. Intersectional feminist.  Huge fangirl of everything. I don't tag anything so good luck.

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[ship-or-ick]

Anders x male Hawke from Dragon Age 2

Do you ship it?

Hate it

Dislike it

Neutral

Like it

Love it

Don’t know them/results

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[hexthelex]

is previous...

moon-coded 🌙

sun-coded ☀️

stars-coded ✨

Voting ended onMay 4

[da-pitt]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[knitmeapony]

What is your favorite TV show that is not:

1) part of a franchise

2) a police procedural or any kind of crime solving

3) A workplace comedy

[the-big-mood]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do”

me as soon as I get home:

[yesornopolls]

Is there a tv series you loved in the beginning but it declined so much you couldn't finish it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 20

[dis-embarks]

[opshizt]

Heated Piracy (2026)

[xlepmace]

sharing vices and perhaps saliva

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey!! Spin this Wheel of Sims 4 Aspiration Rewards!

If you got this Reward in Real Life… how would you feel?

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT COULD’VE EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

This is extremely great!!

This is pretty great!

This is so good!

Yeah, this is neat

This is pretty useful, I guess…

I feel kinda disappointed, but I guess I could still do something with this?

I guess it’s neat, but I don’t think it’ll substantially improve my life, tbh

Ehhh…

The fuck am I going to do with that???

THIS HAS SOMEHOW MADE MY LIFE WORSE?????

Voting ended onMar 9

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Has your girl blorbo ever died?

Yes, but she was brought back to life a-okay

Yes, and she stayed dead

Sort of, in different timelines/routes/dimensions/etc

Sort of, she’s currently a ghost/zombie/skeleton/etc

No, hasn’t canonically died

Born undead

She’s immortal

Other

Voting ended onFeb 27