Ace-ing Life

Hello everyone my name is Sean (he/him). Asexual, Biromantic. All followers are loved regardless of their beliefs or who they are. Haters will be blocked for my mental health, but I still love you because everyone deserves love. Here I will post my daily going ons and hopefully help share with all of you what the world looks like for one asexual, cuz were cool.

[wonderworman-archive]

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[riptidejunkie]

Theres this one house near me where the one guy always dresses up and scares kids. I got Ramen Noodles, but they were beef and I dont like beef, so I offered them to him as I walked past. I was saying “nice job, kiddo! You’re doing great! Want some ramen?”

[dionysus-is-a-girlboss]

So I was going thru my first horror house and I came into a mourge looking room and there were actors playing “dead bodies” and one like rose up and I go “I wish my grades would come back to life like that” and the guy snickered then I walked by another “corpse” and I pointed at it and said to my two friends who were with me and said “I wish that was me. I wanna be dead too.” my friends and the two actors in the room just burst out laughing

[randomsplashes]

big mood tbh

[onlybandlyrics]

Can we pretend like it’s just you and me? I wanna act like I can feel something.

- Movements // Deep Red

[sixpenceee]

This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.

[ins3rt-nam3-h3r3]

Bitch. WHAT!

[blu-iv]

Well lets do it

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[zahnie]

xkcd: Map Age Guide (click for larger image)

[aceing-life-blog]

Narnia is included

[pippastrelle]

When someone asks me, an asexual, if their outfit made them look hot.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[wilwheaton]

Milky Eh. I just died.

Ded.

[shyloflynn]

As a Canadian, I approve.

[aspecpplarebeautiful]

It’s OK to have a confusing identity. It’s OK to take a while to figure it all out. It’s OK to never entirely figure it out.

[heavypulpcomix]

#asexualawarenessweek is at an end. It’s been great seeing so many posts, so I thought I’d add a little something . . . #asexual #asexualpride #asexuality #lgbt #comics #comicstrip #comedy #asexualhumor #humor #comicbooks #penandink #blackandwhite #drawing #artist #creative #illustration #cartoon #asexualawareness #traditionalart #artwork #shortcomic #funny https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpf9Q56hIBp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s8ixl5mf7h2n

[minqy-art]

The Full Collection of Pride Pun t-shirt designs to date

[studentlifeproblems]

[asexualslikememestoo]

As I always say, hydration beats copulation!

[gothcostco]

rich people took a rock and were like “this is worth thousands of dollars now” and everyone just believed them

[gothcostco]

[gothcostco]

[mysharona1987]

[homo-lesbiens-deactivated202001]

reblog if ur a free and gentle ultra ace