navigate this maze.

André: 25, Bae Area. Theoretical polyglot, practical linguist. Pinoy na tagalog. NB queer. Sex-critical. They/Them. Neurodivergent. INFP. I post language and linguistics stuff, social justice and intersectional feminism stuff, and stuff I find cute. Adsum; cetera desunt.

[ladyloveandjustice]

Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.

[obovoid]

[bdub86]

* DO NOT reblog if you condone whitewashing, racial slurs, BLACKFACE or otherwise have posted white people and celebrities who have done these things. This post is meant to celebrate South Asian men, not be a token splash of color in an otherwise white archive. Thank you in advance!*

One more time: if you don’t REGULARLY reblog men of color, if you can overlook racism towards people of color, especially by your white faves, if you only objectify (condone the objectification of) men of color then move the fuck on. I will not be polite if I have to check you for ignoring this caption. This post is about celebrating South Asian people and connecting with others who actually respect Asian men and not just if you fetishize them.

This was made a black man if you are anti-black don’t reblog!!!!

Rahul Kohli, Sachin Bhatt, Rajiv Surendra

Amir Khan, Ritesh Rajan, Raymond Ablack

Hasan Minhaj, Jeenu Mahadevan, Aamer Rahman

Harminder Sidhu, Arjun Gupta, Manish Dayal

Utkarsh Ambudkar, Karan Soni, Nikesh Patel

Shahzaib Khan, Riz Ahmed, Himesh Patel

Sacha Dhawan, Dev Patel, Avan Jogia

Sunkrish Bala, Satya Bhabha, Kunal Nayyar

Hari Kondabolu, Vinny Chhibber, Tan France

Zayn Malik, Jay Sean, Shazad Latif

[zombifiedlibra]

[wum]

[cactusbaseball]

My Chemical Romance is anti-war but pro-getting in a knife fight with your homoerotic rival in an alley behind a catholic church in New Jersey

[the-tree-line]

humans really fuckin love squares huh

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

[the-tree-line]

[oliver-sonntag]

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[phasered]

lmao: loving my alien overlords

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[candykarkat-deactivated20200705]

using tags as a source of self-expression AND organizational system is so weird because they look like this:

“OH MY GOD PLEASE STEP ON ME asjsiskosisna!!! 👀💦” followed by a calm, “loki”

[ddd-444]

[timhortons]

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

[unpretty]

bon appetit newsletter, what do you think you’re doing

[timebattlemage]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[operastarr-deactivated20200924]

Every time this post comes around it has another plot twist

[super-secret-fandom-blog]

The first time I saw this post, I had just finished telling my husband that Alton overuses the word “lube” on Good Eats when he’s referring to oiling up a pan. Alton knows exactly what he’s doing.

[mooncactus]

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

[jewish-tutter]

this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain