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We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

If only there was a way to associate a physical length with a number. Like, maybe we could put marks on a long piece of tape or something, evenly spaced, and then you could, like, count how many marks long something is?

I'm probably not making any sense, this is a dumb idea, sorry (/s)

trans-girl-nausicaa

you want to measure how many “marks” long something is? Sounds communist, it’ll never work

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

technofinch

I have GOT to stop spending $30

papayajuan2019

shine normal like a plain rock

ozempicofficial

the-big-mood

When Johnny Bravo got a request to air a episode of Dragon Ball Z

dizzypplbecomeblurry

i go on instagram reels to observe the strange rituals

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

thememedaddy

dogpuppy

squirrelly-13

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

cannibalchicken

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

tiktoksthataregood-ish

salamandorange

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

cephalon-sancti

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.