A Cluttered Mind

Hannah//23//NZ// She/her I'm just a big ol' Nerd Avatar commissioned by rosecassidy

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[sailorbrazil]

In 1400s a dog dueled who he suspected to be the murderer of his owner

[mwagneto]

genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[o-kurwa]

[theunvanquishedzims]

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

[fairycosmos]

god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real

[fairycosmos]

it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes

[norcula-deactivated20240810]

it’s sitting at home on a weekend and feeling this sudden wave of bittersweet nostalgia for something that never even existed overwhelm everything.

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

dialogue between an AI and a poet

poem by me, 3.21.2020

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[consistantly-changing]

[Image transcript: #oh fuck yes #*ressurects some guy* okay listen i need you to do me a favor #so the guy who killed you has actually killed a lot of people in town- why has no one noticed? im glad you asked #its because every time i bring them back #now listen. dying had to suck right. but i fixed it and i will continue fixing it #so please dont tell the cops about the serial killer #no i- no i get it listen i understand you dont want them to hurt more people #but listen i will keep fixing it right. just #listen when they see you again tomorrow wouldnt it be so funny if you acted like nothing happened just to fuck with them #right? right? its driving them NUTS #it is great youre right. now listen ive gotta go but i made a discord for all the people who got murdered as like a support group thing #so heres the link if you need to talk about it with someone i know its kind of a lot to keep to yourself #but please its so much funnier if you dont mention it or act like anything happened everywhere else]

[the-quasar-hero]

Listen, buddy, the sooner you realize I can’t be killed with any weapon made upon this world, the sooner we can be friends :)

[the-quasar-hero]

Oh, you made a knife with iron from a meteorite? Good thinking, pal! Did you also make the knife while in orbit? No? Then it was made upon this world, and thus can’t kill me. Now can we please play Mario kart?

[the-quasar-hero]

Wow, you summoned an ancient hero from the past to defeat me. That would be sick if the elemental composition of the world was different back then. But since it wasn’t I’m going to teach them how to play Bomberman

[penny-anna]

Shazam definitely has a verified twitter account & it's one of the more popular official superhero twitter accounts bcos Billy just posts whatever the fuck he wants

[penny-anna]

[penny-anna]

[penny-anna]

[penny-anna]

[bloodyshadow1]

I think this would wreck so many people's who is batman conspiracy boards. Because some people will put cant afford poptarts, while others would put steals people's popstars for the thrill.

[wrathful-banette]

Link as as character is... so funny to me. He's the hero of legend. he's just a guy. he's literally a child. he's a tired adult. he helps people around hyrule with chores. he's a cryptid who hasn't had real human contact for months. He wields legendary weapons unlike anything the world has ever seen. He will kill you with a stick and two seeds. He can run for miles. he gets exhausted after 5 seconds of sprinting. He is bisexual. He is transmasc. he is transfem. he doesn't know what a gender is.

[lazylittledragon]

rough comic based on this beautiful post

[viria]

falling for the princess / chasing frogs 

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]