I had this scheduled because itâs May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year
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I had this scheduled because itâs May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Iâm crying.Â
i scheduled this a year ago..
Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters
happy Thursday the 20th
Iâd have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
i really hope im not here in 6 years
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG
THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????
A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.
Reblogging for a miracle
Please and thank you
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The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house
I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didnât get an alert that someone was coming.
I was in the hallway singing âPeanut Butter Jelly Timeâ at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I donât know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.
So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting âPEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIMEâ at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.
That sounds scarier than most things Iâve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you dieÂ
That's fucking horrific, thank you
âfunâ little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and sheâs in a wheelchair and iâm pushing her around the room. itâs an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so itâs all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
âi canât go down the stairsâ
but iâm a stubborn bitch âiâll carry youâ
âwhat about my chair? itâs too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i canât get this one backâ
âiâll carry that tooâ
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a firemanâs carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who canât use the stairs in an emergency. itâs up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i donât know what would have happened to her, but i donât think it would have been very good.
itâs fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: âwhat am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and Iâm in my lab on the twelfth floor?âÂ
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- youâre supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasnât suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they wonât let you off on a floor with a possible fire.Â
if the elevator isnât working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildingsâ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you canât get out.Â
what happened to your friend was horrible, and iâm very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if itâs not shut down. those donât-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people. Â
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldnât tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.Â
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. Itâs only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, hereâs the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THEREâS NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we donât tell people this shit. Thatâs WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they donât feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevatorâs arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just canât get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either donât have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, letâs face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someoneâs care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. Itâs like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we had âany entrapmentsâ - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ainât leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesnât have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.Â
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So donât let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.Â
me, aroace, realizing that the less time there is before the characters get together, the less I care about their relationship:
Befriend an aro who likes listening to musicals
that's mee
But imagine if they made the Rick Riordan books into a movie franchise like the Marvel Cinematic Universe that followed the storyline, casted actors that were the right age and the right personality and everything, with end credit scenes hinting at the different mythological worlds and big crossovers and Rick Riordan cameos
I would be so happy
if the last sentence in a book series doesnt make me cry then what's the point
This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
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sorry the what? the what moray
scientist: letâs call you the⊠goldentail
banana eel: [bites scientist]
scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:
Every time this post comes around Iâm too busy to tell this story so Iâm gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it
Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldnât attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan
Dumbass Daveâs plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg
With his left hand
And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again
So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels arenât bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave
I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times
Daddyâs at the food store, Mummyâs out of town,
Sheâs working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaâs come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheâs come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaâs at the doorstep, Iâll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iâll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaâs come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canât come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iâll take her some today,
And hereâs a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, âI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyâre six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like âHide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtâ.â End ID.]
HI DONâT LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATâS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
Iâve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:
Daddyâs at the food store, Mummyâs out of town, Sheâs working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaâs come to town, Hide away, hide away, sheâs come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaâs at the doorstep, Iâll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, Iâll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaâs come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we canât come out to play.
I need to see the sunlight, Iâve not been out in days And hereâs a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today
The days all run together, I havenât changed my shirt We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt
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An orc wrote this.
An orc who knows how to treat a lady
i canât get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in peopleâs breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)Â
I had to fucking reply âI prefer people when theyâre not breathingâÂ
in this house we believe:
this place is not a place of honor
no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here
nothing valued is here
what is here is dangerous and repulsive to us
the danger is in a particular location
the danger is still present in your time as it was in ours
This is a Nuclear Waste Warning Message.
Yâall that link is an incredibly interesting read
oh, iâm in love with this! the story behind this message is that weâre storing a lot of radioactive waste in an isolation plant in new mexico and we need to tell future humans: âwe buried something dangerous here, donât disturb it or youâll die. this place should be left alone for 10,000 years. tell future generations as well.â and this raises several problems: how do you explain contemporary time conventions to future humans so they understand what â10,000 yearsâ means, and starting from when? how do you account for the fact that we have no idea what level of technological development future humans will have? will they still understand any of the languages we speak today? and my absolute favorite: how do you combat humansâ natural tendency to immediately go do the thing they were just told not to do?Â
so in 1993 a report was developed by two panels of materials science experts, linguists, anthropologists, architects, geologists and astronomers to create a marking system for the site. they proposed different levels of messages to be placed in the area. and the language part of the report is amazing because theyâre really trying to cover everything. my favorite parts:
should we just design the whole structure to look ominous and scary and not put any messages on it? no, because when has that ever stopped humans from doing anything.
but also some facial expressions are universal and have been basically since weâve been around, so there should be pictographs of faces conveying horror and sickness, as well as âwhat is here is dangerous and repulsive to us.â
we have to explain what we buried here and what would happen if they went looking, because if we donât theyâll absolutely go looking. so the expert panel suggested including both a detailed message where we explain in scientific terms what radioactivity is, and one that says: âthe danger is to the body, and it can kill. the form of the danger is an emanation of energy.â
star maps will be used to convey the passage of time, and weâre including instructions on what they mean and how to use them.
we have to explain that this fancy structure isnât actually hiding anything interesting. i.e. the tomb of some great leader thatâs filled with treasure. hence the part of the message that says: 'this place is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. nothing valued is here.âÂ
but also we shouldnât make it not interesting because thereâs a lot of potential in designing the site so it develops deep cultural significance for future humans:
âa monumental, intellectually stimulating system would enhance performance with higher probability than would a less energetic design based on minimal investment, thought at creativity. an oral tradition tethered to the marker system would emphasize (1) that it was designed to be the worldâs longest lasting human artifact, (2) that it was intended as a gift to guard the health of future generations, and (3) that it is the worldâs largest celestial âclockâ marking the millennia. hyperbole and altruism are strong themes in the worldâs folk tales, songs and myths.â
and finally, part of the message:Â 'we have found it extremely difficult to imagine all the forms of human society and available technology that over the next 10,000 years might give people the desire and ability to intrude into the repository level and thus potentially bring great harm to themselves. nevertheless, we have done the best we can in the design of a marker system that will survive over this period, that will be understood by those who encounter it, and that will be effective in countering their natural curiosity to dig at such a uniquely marked and fascinating place.â
#what really gets me#what really really gets me about the proposed message#is âthis is not a place of honorâ#because itâs meant to be very practical i.e. you wonât find any treasure here so donât dig it up#but to me it really reads like âthis terrible thing is our fault and weâre sorryâ (via @vrabia)