i bring a sort of "obsessively talks about bats and birds" vibe to the party that the stable people donât really like
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i bring a sort of "obsessively talks about bats and birds" vibe to the party that the stable people donât really like
Thomas Wayne, wringing his hands: âYou know, Iâm from Gotham â born and raised, Alfred. But Martha â sheâs from Gotham. Do you know what I mean?â
Alfred Pennyworth, freshly hired with 0% of an idea what that actually means: âCertainly, sir.â
Tim's wing cape appreciation post, one of the best-looking robin equipment items in my humble opinion.
It doesn't always look good when stationary, but when it fly it is so alive with motion. Beautiful.
(from the comic robin war)
You forgive how God forgives.
when i show up to the insert your favorite character into irrelevant situations competition and my opponent is a jason todd fan
messy jason doodle
i really like it when batman & robin are doing their freakyweird hiding in the shadows thing so theyre just drawn like âș âż o o
Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once
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Jason keeps him humble
I beg. I beg.
I want Jason, Stephanie, and Damian to do a true crime podcast where all they do is roast the perpetrator. The 3 of then would make an ideal dynamic đ
Ok but the important question
As themselves or vigilantes
Oh man idk. Like why is Robin just hanging out with Red hood? Does Batman know? Are they discussing cases,nor plan to do anything about it, etc?
But like as Wayne kids, they just say the most absolute insane things. Like when they theorize how a body was hid why do each of the. Have 5 different valid ways to dispose of the body? Why are they arguing over planting evidence as if theyâve done it? Why do they keep insulting the cops when Bruce very publicly supports GCPD.
If itâs as civilians they need to have an episode where Stephanie and Damian are just talking about Jasonâs death while he just eats cereal in the background and comments once in a while.
Wayne kids covering the âdeathâ of Jason Todd and Jason just randomly chiming in is sending me
Stephanie: Reports state he was found unconcious after being hit by a car
Jason: it was blue Mazda, dumbass didnât even stop
However, Jason must chime in with facts for almost all of the theories that are all wildly different
Stephanie: This theory from the internet says he was hitchhiking in the Himalayas!
Jason: The Himalayas are a horrible place to hitchhike, ask me how I know.
Damian: We have reports from the Ethiopian government saying he was blown up.
Jason: I can never look at a countdown timer the same way again.
Stephanie: Anonymous conspiracy nut who dropped this off in my mailbox declares that he was kidnapped by aliens who are distant relatives of Superman!
Jason: Nah, those assholes couldnât have been related to Superman.
Damian *eyes narrowed*: This theory says that you simply disappeared to some random island
Jason: I dunno, I met some random old dude though, he was all âahhh Yes, My only daughterâs loverâs first legally adopted childâ so he was probably insane
*Technical difficulties*
I also want them to make fun of Rogues, but like. Like theyâre talking about weird ass family members their dad doesnât allow them to see.
Stephanie: Remember when Oswald hunted down every single paparazzi in town after they took pictures of you at the pool?
Dick: Uh, yeah, I was like 10. I actually donât know what happened to them. Fun fact, itâs not legal in Gotham anymore :) Crazy how that happens.
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Jason: One of these days Iâm gonna find Ivyâs skincare routine.
Damian: Itâs aloe Vera and menâs tears.
But Harvey? lol. Lmao. Only Jason can. The rest? Nope, no sir, not in this universe. Maybe Stephanie will. The others have Much Too Big fear of father. Itâs the Dad Effect.
the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative
some messy dick drawings bc I havenât posted any art in a while đ
I feel like Dick and Damian definitely do regard each other as father and son to a certain extent but in a way that is so tied to Bruce's "death" that they'll never actually say it. Damian will just keep referring to Dick as his Batman, a role that has only ever meant father to him, and Dick will refer to Damian as his Robin, a name that has only ever meant son.
which of royâs post-speedy identities do you prefer more: arsenal or red arrow? why?
red arrow, mostly b/c it makes me think of a roy whos matured & who was recognised by the jla, & also b/c. it was symbolic of roy accepting his place on the arrowfam again (per justice league of america 2006's "family business, family name," panel). to me, arsenal was the identity he adopted specifically to distance from ollie when he hadn't forgiven him; red arrow shows him ready to move on from that.