Why is it this way

Rowan / Zak | Prince | 30s Don't know what I'm doing with my life. Feel free to ask me to tag things, I'll be sure to always do it. Otherwise, just say hi, I don't bite. Icon by Morrocoyochuo.

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Smiling Bats

Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v

[arthistorycq]

I love them so much.

[azuki-3000]

[jalekandthestarbook]

Jalek and the Starbook - Page 73

A Sci-Fi Fantasy Webcomic by D. E. Amon   

Jalek Holan always considered himself a rational dragon, that was until  one day a strange old book filled with unreadable writing and confusing  imagery appeared in his briefcase. It wasn't long before he realized he wasn't the only one who knew of the books existence.

Patreon: patreon.com/JalekandtheStarbook Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/bluerockoffice Website: http://www.bluerockoffice.com

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[helilart]

S I N N E R S

[redacted-metallum]

Dealing with fruit flies makes me sympathetic to how the theory of spontaneous generation held on for as long as it did. Where the hell did you little shits come from. Get out of my fruit

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[homunculus-argument]

You can pretty much take any random ordinary location and the name of any random figure of greek mythology, and you've already got the starting point of an intriguing character concept.

Truck stop Icarus - damn boy, what happened to you?

Alehouse Persephone - it's always warm where you go and cold when you leave

Train station Odysseus - wherever you're trying to go, you're probably on a detour

Drunk tank Pandora - what can of fresh hell did you open?

Office Cassandra - she fucking told y'all that it would end like this

Detroit Zeus - I know nothing about you and I already hope I'll never meet you

[homunculus-argument]

"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.

[yellbug]

modesty

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[meow-moment]

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

[jalekandthestarbook]

Jalek and the Starbook - Page 57

A Sci-Fi Fantasy Webcomic by D. E. Amon   

Jalek Holan always considered himself a rational dragon, that was until  one day a strange old book filled with unreadable writing and confusing  imagery appeared in his briefcase. It wasn't long before he realized he wasn't the only one who knew of the books existence.

Patreon: patreon.com/JalekandtheStarbook Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/bluerockoffice Website: http://www.bluerockoffice.com

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]