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[tera-ixie]

I’m tired of being free on saturdays… I need something to do… where are those socs… and the show that’s just for you…

[starlit-kelly]

he wants his cigar

[coneygoil]

The play by play of Jake seeing a girl for the first time…

Jake looking at Mush silently asking “did that just happen??!!”

[justnewsiethings]

[blumineck]

If you can correctly identify what type of dog Zorro is, you get a prize*

Also go watch Min-Maxed!

[starlit-kelly]

NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY

[the-woirld-is-yer-erster]

Spot’s in his thoughts all the time (and his cigar smoke apparently)

[tera-ixie]

He just read the part where Ponyboy invented 47 brand new original slurs to call him

[st4rry-was-h3re]

born to play leaf coneybear, forced to be afab 😔

[casual-media-consumer]

Just a friendly reminder that the only bet Kaz Brekker ever lost was based on his unshakable belief that a father had to love his son

[leek-e]

The pledge of allegiance bit is one of the funniest moments in the show. Having the kids in the back row battle to say it the fastest and loudest shows you exactly what kind of nerds they are. Why are you trying to win at pledge of allegiance. Also Leaf breaking out into the national anthem made me laugh every time.

[acidl0llip0p]

Newsies as things I've heard at school Pt4

(Also the last one for a while since my school's out fir summer!)

Albert: what are you having?

Race: a baby!

Albert: what breed?

Davey: what was the major health crisis going on in the world in 2001?

Elmer: I don't know, I wasn't born yet

Mush: 9/11!

Medda: how are the seniors feeling? Y'all are about to leave and be gone forever

Smalls: taxes :(

Katherine: how masculine/feminine are you?

JoJo: about an 8

Les: he started licking me and I had to start licking him back

Elmer: Father, I'm normal

JoJo: no the fuck you're not

Davey: I'm not autistic

Jack: yes the fuck you are

Graves: Father, help, I'm going to jail

Spot (tossing a handfull of SlimJims at them): SlimJims

Blink: It's all fun and games 'til a wet tampon goes flying past your ear

Ike: he ate my hair!

Specs: my mom dreamed of mpreg

Jack (in a country accent): I think I wanna drink alcoholic substances

Pt3

[acidl0llip0p]

Newsies as things I've heard at school pt3

Albert, JoJo, and Race (While talking about Idealism in philosophy): we are simulated by aliens who are the ideal versions of themselves being controlled by spirits who are being projected by God who is being controlled by a mega God that is simulated by Megatron who is really just the essence of space itself

Albert: yeah JoJo, why'd you start world war 3?

JoJo: What! Me?

Albert: well I guess we all did

Finch: except me cause I'm different like that. I'm one of the aliens

Albert: Yeah, makes sense

Romeo: I'm sorry I'm not a they/them, I wish I was though

Katherine: so are you identifying yourself?

Sniper: what?

Katherine: as Chinese, are you identifying yourself as Chinese?

Sniper: no, they are identifying me as Chinese

Les: Chuck-E Cheese

Davey: Costco

Les: Chuck-E Cheese

Mush: I'm not watching gacha heat with you Blink!

Crutchie+Jack (silently doing the macarena while a heated debate is going on): ey macarena

JoJo: I know what you are

Race: Oh yeah, what am I?

JoJo: hold up, show me the book you're reading again

Race: *holds up Percy Jackson book*

JoJo: yeah, I know what you are

Race: what am I?

JoJo: I don't think I'm can say slurs in here

Spot: I wanna commit war crimes

Pt2 Pt4

[acidl0llip0p]

Newsies as things I've heard at school pt2

Race: I like being lobotomized

Crutchie: (mouth in a cup) so it turns out you can't breathe in here

Specs: I think ULTRAKILL is more popular than the Bible

Smalls (While rolling shirt sleeves into bra): There is a reason why girls wear bras

JoJo: I hate to break it to you, but no matter how much you headcannon it, Tommy Boy isn't a trans woman

Skittery (During a debate about vigilantes on the side against vigilantes): Spiderman wears a lot of red so he might be a communist

Albert: after you stab Oscar, can I have the bloody key?

Spot: y'know what, sure!

Sniper: John Lennon is a communist

Elmer: Oh no, it's a bald guy!

Buttons (to said teacher): One time, my high school anthropology teacher was trying to teach us about misogyny and asked one of my classmates to ask him to do the dishes and he immediately said "bitch." That's a story I'll always tell

Pt1 Pt3

[acidl0llip0p]

I've seen other people doing this so;

Newsies as things I've heard at school

Albert: Finch! Stop kissing birds!

Les (to Jack): you're bisexual

Les (to Sarah): you're Lebanese

Les (to Davey): and you're... Carol

Davey (to Jack): Oh my God. Stop talking about Abraham Lincoln!

Albert (to Elmer): If you were my child, I would deadass abort you

Blink: Every single day, I wake up and tell Timothée Chalamet to kill himself

Buttons: Am I Chinese or am I from Utah?!

Buttons: I was born in New Mexico?

Mush and Race (randomly throughout the day): Fork! Threrk! Twok! Onek!

JoJo (punching Race's hands): Improv improv improv

Bumlets: We either need Kloppmann or an exorcism

Pt2

[shittybifrostincidentextposts]

mlm (thor) wlw (sigyn) solidarity to fight their common enemy, wlt (odin) (women loving trains)

[acidl0llip0p]

I have showered since last year