A Company of Liars @acompanyofliars - Tumblr Blog

lordworm

Reblog to make it die faster

chilewithcarnage

chaotic-hypnotic-erotic

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

airlocksandaviariesarchive

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

singswan-springswan

improvise it is

airlocksandaviariesarchive

You.

YOU.

There have been COUNTLESS replies to this post, saying all kinds of words that start with I (the most popular being “ignite”).

But YOU are the ONLY PERSON who has come up with an I word worthy of completing it. Thank you for this gift.

Improvise it is.

jabberwockypie

Oh hey, another dipshit went to The Island Where They Kill You.

This one's not a missionary, apparently (I know, I was surprised too) but apparently a "danger tourist" who was filming himself.

Frankly I think he should go to forever prison, because he could have killed them all by exposing them to diseases they have no immunity to. Which is WHY IT'S ILLEGAL TO GO THERE.

eaglerayys

Suzanne Collin’s just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.

hayl0ftt

The boy with the flint striker and the girl on fire

busket

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

luisonte

ceevee5

For the love of God, sound on.

genderfluid-druid

@vensre

captn-sara-holmes

Sometimes “Sound on” is a disappointment. This is not one of those times

funny-tik-toks

weeta-mix

Couldn't see his name anywhere but he is Ronn Lucas!

wizard-of-interesting-failure

thedoubteriswise

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

demonius-darkblade

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed

clayboy2000-deactivated20210427

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

violencevoyager-deactivated2022

bugs bunny is not real

zvaigzdelasas

xylophonicsynapse

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

infectedwithnyanites

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they'll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they're sitting on.

petzah394-deactivated20250503

Btw keep in mind how this also more dramatically affects disabled people, not everyone can stand for hours at a time or feasibly sit on the floor

maculategiraffe

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?