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im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

thebestoftumbling

keysmash-warrior-deactivated202

NooOOO

samojon

britishbeardicism

Rekt

knightsolaireofthesun

Visual storytelling

perilousechidna

Pretty sure those aren’t rabbit tracks. I think this was a bird shuffling through the snow, and then it made wing impressions when it took off. If it was an eagle, or something, that got a rabbit, there would be more disturbed snow.

phantoms-lair

DEFINITELY not rabbit tracks. The tracks wouldn’t be linked since rabbits hop not walk and the tracks of the fore and hind legs are quite distinctive. This is what rabbit tracks in snow look like

No bunnies were harmed in the making of above post

jennyloggins

kittensnax

yall mind if i

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

why this look like it was animated into a limestone tablet

What are your thoughts on polyamory?

I haven't used this account in months XDBut anyway, I don't see it hurting anyone. I don't care what other people do as long as nobody gets hurt. I don't want to try it myself, though.

tkohl

angelicguy

jooces

Dick Game Diego

phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.

HE GONE.

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.

palindrome-mystery

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

tereziwheresheshouldntbe

Terezi shouldnt be swimming in a bottle of Red Hawaiian Punch

just-shower-thoughts

If you ever played tag as a kid, you could still be “it”.

emiaj11

baguetteghost

Can this be how we silently make the Trump administration collapse??? I want fanfic writers to do their things and write crazy erotica Trump/Pence slash fics, but instead of publishing them on AO3 or Fanfiction.net, you fucking go and publish them on amazon and make them legit books. I want Trump and Pence to hate us so much but be unable to do anything about it because it is within our freedom of speech. I want Trump/Pence gay fan art hung all around DC and the White House. I WANT THEM TO LITERALLY BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER THAT IT’S PALPABLE THROUGH THE TV SCREEN. I WANT PENCE DEPICTED IN THE ONE WAY HE HATES THE MOST. I WANT PENCE HELLA GAY.

acronach

Bitch, 20 pages? You call that a novel? Try full length.

https://www.amazon.com/2016-Erotic-Political-Commentary-ebook/dp/B01EAZMTA4

Instead of celebrating Jesus I choose to celebrate the day Washington CROSSED THE FUCKING DELAWARE IN A SNOWSTORM AND KILLED A BUNCH OF HESSIANS on December 26, 1776