My Blog Is A Total Shitstorm

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[kanyewestitties]

The chips lifting is pardoned

[lmaonade]

do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen 

[lmaonade]

i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video is only 10 minutes long but it feels like an eternity 

[lmaonade]

i wanna point out i didn’t share this video because i think it’s funny. i think it’s a unique, extremely desolate video that fills me with a sense of dread that i cannot even begin to relay with words. from the music, to the things this person does. all of it is dreadful in a very specific way

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

[exomoon]

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

[you-looked-at-mysecrets-deactiv]

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

[exoskyll]

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

[cockyhorror]

the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry

me, just harry: a what

[sphinxofgrease]

hi is anyone here good at photoshop and can make a version of leonardo da vincis st john the baptist where hes flipping the bird

[sphinxofgrease]

this is incredibly important

[officecyborg]

how’s this?

[sphinxofgrease]

god bless

[sphinxofgrease]

every motherfucker on this post:

I KNOW!!! I KNOW AND SO DOES WEIRD AL!!!

[ubercharge]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[slammi]

“WRONG IT’S THE KING OF DIAMONDS! YOU JUST GOTTA LISTEN!”

[screeeech]

This is someone you would find in a dark alley dressed as a wizard

[heterochromia-cat-deactivated20]

THIS IS PURE GOLD

[howcanyoulivelikethis-deactivat]

I would not trust this man in my house

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[neopetcemetery]

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Scientist should say something else

[piss-pirate]

This guy needs a raise

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[harryrubbish]

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

that’s depressing

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students

[benedictatorship]

…… oh my god

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Who did this math ? 😂

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

[tumblr-er]

thank

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[xx-hatsunememeku-xx-deactivated]

a fucking mood

[racingbarakarts]

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[brothadom]

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

[ttwxesu]

Just reblogging this again because it’s one of my favourite posts

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[ttwxesu]

Ah yeah

[payasoz-deactivated20161121]

i got out my car and ran to take a picture of this dog in the riteaid parking lot earlier today and im still screaming over it