ew why

i just wanna go home

[yossyislandd]

[clutchpigs]

Nan Goldin. Mary and David hugging, New York City. 1980.

[blamensir]

v1 of my handmade medieval beekeeper costume from around may :) + references

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[ectorotica]

the thing about gay bdsm dynamics is they will make explicit what is implicit in normative cisheterosexual dynamics and then those complicit in cisheterosexuality will act all scandalized about seeing themselves in the funhouse mirror

[sewer-swan]

in kink as in gender, a choice instead of an invisible pressure is reprehensible. If you put on the big clanky chain, you necessarily have the big shiny key to it, and you show it to be merely a thing, not a natural force.

[conservativemalarkey]

I think the thing that's even scarier about kink, to the wrong sort of person, is that... it's a game. It's meant to be fun. You are not meant to take it too seriously, and if you start taking it too seriously, you will have to stop.

The kind of person who thinks that the big clanky chain is a natural force is also the kind of person who thinks that you should take that force SERIOUSLY AS DEATH. you shouldn't treat it like, say, the weather, like a nuisance to be planned around- no, you should let it rule everything that goes into and out of you. (Pun fully intended.) Every thought, every word, every relationship dynamic, even the food you eat is supposed to be constrained by Your Social Role As An Hetero Man/Woman. You're supposed to CONSTANTLY project dominance or submission with everything you do.

....And then kinksters, gay OR straight, come in with the big clanky chain and big shiny key and fluffy pink handcuffs and goofy-ass Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain outfits and say, "actually, social roles are a costume you can put on or take off, and we're having a costume party." It's not just that they're showing the natural force isn't all that natural- it's that they're making it into a big, campy joke.

And for someone who's spent their entire life abusing themself in the name of patriarchy? Turning that constant coercion into a thing you can laugh at and put away when you're done? It's unthinkable.

[shittycryptids]

A walrus selkie whose human form is a short stout bald man with a muttonchop beard that still kind of looks like a walrus

[divide-by-triple-zero]

[loumandliker]

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

[loumandliker]

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

[fieldbears]

See also: every “scummy sewer rat” used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches

[chinnchin]

via platform___

[sicko-fancy-deactivated20260410]

[ripe]

i can’t fix him but i can babygirl-ify him

[unbotheredmuse]

[pherntinantos-deactivated202207]

[flipchild]

fishing; the thinking man's gacha

[flipchild]

this post fucking sucks

[jackkdaniels]

oof my friend was talking about how he wants to get back into golf and hinted at taking me to go golfing with him and I really said “you ain’t getting me on a golf course unless it’s to bomb it with native wildflowers” why can’t I talk to normal people

[antigolfing]

I support you

[jackkdaniels]

thank you tumblr user antigolfing

[versegm]

Btw just a small psa for newcomers:

if you look up "[tumblr name].tumblr.com/search/[a word]", you will have a bunch of posts from this tumblr that features that word, either in the body or in the tags. ie: if you type up "versegm.tumblr.com/search/bird", you will find a bunch of posts I have made and/or reblogged that feature the word "bird". This function is famously shit and will hide posts away from you for no discernible reason. It is useful if you're just trying to get a bunch of posts on a single topic, it is less so if you're looking for one specific post.

If you look up "[tumblr name].tumblr.com/tagged/[a word]", you will find all the posts that have been tagged with that word. ie: if you type up "versegm.tumblr.com/tagged/bird", you will find all the posts I have tagged as "bird". This function does work but is dependant on the tumblr owner actually tagging shit.

May this help you in your navigating endeavors.

[queerpyracy]

baffling how much of this site is just conservative protestantism with a gay hat

[queerpyracy]

you know what i’m in just enough of a bad mood that i’m ready to nail my grievances to the church door so let’s fucking go

black and white morality wherein anyone who doesn’t believe/think/live exactly as I do is a dirty sinner Problematic and probably a predatory monster

everyone is a sinner Problematic but true believers people who activist the right way according to my worldview are still better than everyone else, and I will act in accordance to this belief in my own superiority to let everyone else know I’m better than them because I found Jesus am the most woke

casual and fucking omnipresent equations of womanhood with softness/goodness/purity/nurturing to remind every woman who isn’t/doesn’t want to be any of those things that they’re doing it wrong

aggressive desexualization (particularly of women’s sexuality, to the point where it may as well not exist at all) accompanied by pastels [not a criticism directed ace ppl having a right to sex-free content and spaces but specifically targeted at a wider problem resulting from the previous point]

YOU’RE VALID AND JESUS LOVES YOU and neither of these platitudes achieves a goddamn thing

historical context is for people who care about nuance and we don’t have time for either (see: black and white morality)

lots of slogans and quotes and nice little soundbites to memorize but does anybody actually study the source material with a critical eye to make their own informed analysis

the answer is no

I’ve been to bible study groups don’t @ me I know what the fuck I’m talking about

Good Christians™ Nice Gays™ don’t fraternize with/let themselves be influenced by non-Christians those terrible queers

all the media one consumes must be ideologically pure or it will surely harm the children

it is Our Sacred Duty to protect the children from Everything, thus ensuring their innocence/purity/etc until such time as they are idk probably 25 years old

literally just “think of the children” moral panic y’all can fuckin miss me with that

people who don’t conform to the dominant thinking WILL be excommunicated/driven from the social group, and any wrong treatment they suffer will be seen as a justified consequence of their wrong thinking

I Saw Goody Proctor With The Devil And She Had A Bad Steven Universe Headcanon

[kmclaude]

Thank you for breaking it down like that because so many of us have been saying it but to see a play by play breakdown comparison is just…Thank you.

[vaspider]

As an exvangelical… this is precisely on point.

[vaspider]

Three years later… fuck.

[froggo-friend]

One of those girls girls girls neon signs but it's outside a chicken coop. There's girls in there