Im Sorry If You Followed Me For Star Wars

[maidthings]

[koobiie]

spiritual successor to this post! what secrets does zeff hide in his hat

inspired by these tags from @hyperfixationisamust​

[yumenofude]

Ally things

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[sadclowncentral]

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[howtofuckamonster]

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

[felixitas]

[manstrans]

questioning myself after making this

[sew-birb]

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

[evil-cowboy-wizard]

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

[curlymcclain]

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

[curlymcclain]

exact opposite energy

[weaver-z]

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

[weaver-z]

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

[astrangeenchantedboy]

[weaver-z]

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

[weaver-z]

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

[astrangeenchantedboy]

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[actualdamerontrash]

I haven’t been on tumblr in like 2 years and the first thing I come back to is

Slug meme

[itsapmseymour]

What if I just-

[itsapmseymour]

[new-resident]

It’s a platypus?

[itsapmseymour]

[dollgirllandsknecht]

[midnight-kfc]

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

[the-real-skeletor]

A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

[the-real-skeletor]

Part 2

[the-real-skeletor]

Part 3

[shabbytigers]

[bobcat-pie]

Their boyfriend proposes to them and the first thing they do is get the ring checked to see if the diamonds are real or not... toxic

[radio-sparks]

Bruh it’s a crow 

[cannibaltree]

FATHER PAUL being a thirsty, soft, angsty vampire priest and making everyone else suffer for it 😔🥵🥤| MIDNIGHT MASS dir. Mike Flanagan 

[cannibaltree]

father paul making me slut shame him cause he be sitting like a whore and making me uhhhhh 🙄🤤