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I love when PMS week coincides with finals week. Just waking up every morning and griping about the fact that I didn’t die in my sleep.

#pms #pmdd #fuck pmdd #grad school

So I won’t be role-playing online anymore.

I have had a pregnancy kink my whole life. Before it even became sexual. As a kid, I would put a ball under my shirt and pretend to be pregnant. If my parents barged into my room - which they did often - and caught me pretending, they would make fun of me in front of everyone in the house. Even if there were guests over.

As a teen, I was video-chatting with my crush. He asked me if I had any kinks and I told him about it. He responded poorly. Confused and judgmental.

I had had a fake belly for almost 4 years. I only recently showed my husband by surprising him with it on during sex. He asked me to take it off.

I have never had a positive experience talking about this to someone in real like or engaging in the kink outside of online forums. Until last night.

I finally told my husband about my pregnancy/labor/birth kink. I cried the entire time as I forced the words out. He listened without judgement, affirmed my feelings, and apologized for previously being unsupportive.

We came to a compromise. He would indulge in my kinks more as long as I only did it with him. We are monogamous and do not intend on expanding our relationship. This means I will not be role-playing online anymore to respect my husband’s boundaries. I hope you understand and will respect our decision.

I do apologize if this ends any in-progress RPs and I understand if this means you have lost interest in interacting with me. I do appreciate being able to engage in the kink in a judgement-free space and the encouragement I have received to be honestly and open.

TLDR: I told my husband about my pregnancy kink so I won’t be RPing anymore.

#pregnancy kink #labor kink #birth kink

“Touch Me” from Spring Awakening interpreted into ASL

#spring awakening #deaf west spring awakening #dwsa

triangleguy

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

themboots

commander-ledi

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

creative-anchorage

doggosource

apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227

redstonedust

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

sunflowerlovergirl

hatesaltrat

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

enchantingsorceress

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

draconym

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

ladydedlock

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

foone

I think it's time we put in a 5 year ban on live action movies. The live action remakes have gone too far, I'm sorry.

It's cartoons only until 2030.

foone

Muppets are an exception, natch. The only way for a human to get on screen is gonna be as the token human in Muppet Casablanca or something.

sequinsmile-x

I love Call the Midwife but all I can want is a prequel set in WW2.

Sister Monica Joan in her prime??

Sister Julienne and Sister Evangelina in the earlier stages of their career??

GIVE IT ALL TO ME. Show me them delivering babies during the blitz. Show me Poplar as it falls apart around them.

I don’t really want the 70s. I want the 40s. Show me what we haven’t seen.

picunha

the transition im crying

vanity-complex

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

dankmemeuniversity

I’m

froginakettle

The youth are lost

duncte123

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

pinche-aquarius

Keep up the great work, lads

mayax81

snakebites-and-ink

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

whimsifae

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

miss-nerd-alert

impossiblyizzy

every episode of Call the Midwife

Sister Julienne: I'm worried about Sister Monica Joan, she's barely eating and she keeps talking about her mother

Sister Monica Joan: I am undoubtedly dying!

random woman: I'm eight months pregnant and decades of family drama is coming to a head! Also my husband/mother/sister is ill.

*nuns singing montage*

*Fred pops up out of nowhere* Does anyone want a pork pie? I'm selling pork pies now.

Dr Turner, lighting a cigarette: I'm fine with gay people and I love vaccines

Timothy, smugly: if only they could invent a vaccine for homophobia.

Shelagh, rifling through medical paperwork: I think there's something wrong with random woman's husband/mother/sister. Please don't ask how I ever have time to raise my children.

*sixties pop music montage!*

*random woman gives birth, it's either a girl or a boy*

*family drama is resolved*

*random woman's husband/mother/sister dies/is cured*

*Trixie gets a new haircut*

Old Jenny: and that was how I came to deeper understand the fragility and beauty of life in the East End (she literally wasn't there)

*Sister Monica Joan lives for another ten years*