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Twee hoeden

Het was 4 juni 2021 om 12.45 uur op station Deventer. Jij droeg een leren hoed, en ik ook. We knikte naar elkaar, want dat is wat mensen met hoeden doen. We hadden geen kans om met elkaar te praten. Ik ben wel benieuwd waar jouw hoed vandaan komt.

12minutestomidnight

ik dacht dat deze comic absurd was maar blijkbaar gebeurt dit in het echt

qwertyfingers

cannot stop thinking about this tweet

pitbolshevik

this is making me CRY

guerrillatech

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White on white violence

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The Mayans constructed their temples so that a handclap at the base of the temple produces an echo that sounds like the call of the sacred Quetzal bird, which they believed was a messenger of the gods. The technique is now known as a “Bragg diffraction grating." – WTF Fun Facts

Source: Here’s How This Ancient Mayan Pyramid Makes Bird Calls (gizmodo.com)

guerrillatech

xmagnet-o

“African Art”

acureizu

I rather prefer museums which only show art from the specific country after seeing HOW MUCH the British museum stole : ) and entire greek temple, broken and carved out faces, Ramsus arm??? Come on guys.

cigarettecase

the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can't do worse

the-floral-skeleton

Unmute! (It’s the Jurassic Park theme)

lazy-cat-corner

I really don’t see a problem here.

muppethole-deactivated20240312

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

muppethole-deactivated20240312

show me a bigger downgrade

fungoidz-deactivated20200705

my favorite thing about the kylo ren lightsaber pocket pussy post is how they say maybe rey fingers it or something like.. WHO DOES THAT. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT. THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE OR HOW A PERSON WOULD RESPOND UPON FINDING SOMEBODY ELSES MASTURBATORY AID

cheaphalloweencostume

i got ten words through this post before my surroundings started greying out

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beckiboos

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

epic-games-official

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

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Little velociraptor

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Lads

squeedge

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

anxietyproblem

zero-two-ten

this site has one setting

jenroses

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record. And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons.

kittydorkling

There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:

The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.

You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!

But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.

bogleech

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking

jenroses

excuse me, I know how to remove a reblog from the chain if I wanted to.

paulthebukkit

During development of Hotel Mario some guy came up with a “Cheese Hotel” that infuriated the other devs so much that they fired him and still talk shit about his level