1 to the sting yeah sting to the ray

i killed steve irwin in the river today

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[ponponproblems-deactivated20250]

For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.

Maus : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

all the maus books

[werewolfteacher]

I was reading an interview from two years ago about Maus being banned in a few places and this was in.

Art Spiegelman recognizes that trans people are going to be some of the first targets of bullshit and he’s out there speaking up.

[phantomtrax]

Okay, 1) Why did wikipedia decide to feature this as one of todays fun facts and 2) whose tumblr ass art is this isnt this a homestuck characterOkay yeah i looked it up it's homestuck. Homestuck mpreg on wikipedia good job everyone

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[anarch0possum]

this is the coolest fucking wizard ive ever seen

[difty-dift]

HIM

[cute-catts]

[soumyshiru]

吾輩は猫である…

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[galacticxangel]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[zvaigzdelasas]

[catchymemes]

[lazyloanshark]

Yeah I'm not letting this stay in the tags. Your thoughts are on my blog now

[seerya]

[eldritchqueerture]

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

[eldritchqueerture]

CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭

[clottedcreamfudge]

Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger

[narcissistcookbook]

I can't find my old post about animals that look like muppets, but behold the first new addition that meets my rigorously high standards in several years

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythosphere]

[chrisflemingslegs]

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

[an-ace-up-your-sleeve]

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

[firelxdykatara]

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

[cockyroaches]

[forse-sam]

keep up

[mysharona1987]

[awkwardtimelady]

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

[all-hail-the-kazoo]

I’ve seen this post so many times and just now noticed the double ‘n’ in landlord that’s great

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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[brotherhumphrey]

three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap

[byebye-cupid-lol]

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