Smertel'noy Pauk

The Black Widow. You don't need to know any more than that. Read the Rules and About Mun. That will get you started. After that you're on your own, though Mun will help where she can.I follow the tags adeadlyspider. Good Luck.

[adeadlyspider]

// “…still cheesey ain’t I?”// 

[adeadlyspider]

"Midnight Nothings From A Merc" Drabble for you

He stands at the doorway, doubting she’ll ever hear. He waited. He waited all night for this, making sure that Natasha was asleep to admit that which he could not say to her face to face. And so he began, talking from the safety of distance between bed and doorway. Brian began, // “Red…yer asleep—“// he whispered, // “—and when ya wake up…I’m gonna leave. I’ll be working, Red. But uh…part of me’s been thinkin’ a lot and uh, well, ya know we’ve…been through a lot. But what are we ya know?”// he scratched his finger on the frame to ease the hint of anxiousness. Brian bit his lip. He continued, // “I don’t wanna label us but guess the sense of security in knowin’—ah fuck,”// he looked down at his boots. His voice caught in his throat. This was hard. His relationship prior was black and white. But Red? Red was…life. Tangible. Grey. The fuzzy nerves before something thrilling. She was Red.

// “Mrhm, the uh…security in knowin’ that ya won’t up and leave me fer good would be…it’d be nice ya know?”// He looked up at her sleeping form, hoping to go she wouldn’t wake up.

// “Heh, if I was still a cop I’d’ve asked ya to…ya know—“// Marry me. // “Things don’t work out the way we want ‘em too huh?...Hey, I love you. All right? Just wish, I could uh…say it more often, fuck if I know…I’ll see ya in a few hours Natasha…”//

Heavens above let her slumber for the whole of that. He smoothed over the doorframe with one hand, pursed his lips, and about faced for the exit.

[adeadlyspider]

// Back from the dead?

Hello all. Im tentatively dredging up my Natasha blog.... Anyone want to maybe start a game or pick up one that might have dropped? 

[headbangerboy74-deactivated2013]

[dontbetonawildcard-archived]

“Fuck this.”

[ FUCK sentence starters ]

// “…ah shit.”//

[adeadlyspider]

“  I can’t keep doing this.”  

[adeadlyspider]

Writing a fic

// I am writing a fanfic/ fix it fic for Guardians 2. >< I’ve shared it on my Yondu blog @yondu-poppins but thought I’d share it here too  http://archiveofourown.org/works/11315904/chapters/25326387

[adeadlyspider]

Welcome to the Eclector. If yer here yeh play by my rules. Respect my ship, respect my crew, most...

//So... After playing Yondu on omegle for @im-a-starlord like moooonths ago XD okay a month... I finally broke down and did the thing.

[orenjimaru]

HAHAHAHAHA FML

KRAGLIN IS BEST WIFE? BEST WIFE.

someone send me helps i am drowning

[adeadlyspider]

// WHAT IS THIS SHIT!/ WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT!?-SHOVES TINY BLACK HEART BACK INTO IT’S JAR- 

[asgardianhammer]

adeadlyspider replied to your post: *

-lurks after her thunderer-

—– drags into lap for snuggles —–

[adeadlyspider]

-snuggles muscly blonde bearded man- 

[blackwatch-cowboy]

In The Heart

@adeadlyspider​ again helped me destroy lives~

Keep reading

[adeadlyspider]

// So maybe I enjoy writing Yondu a bit

[blackwatch-cowboy]

Father and Son

 Made with the help of: adeadlyspider

 And alternate path in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 between Yondu and Peter Quill

Keep reading

[adeadlyspider]

// I wrote Yondu with this lovely Starlord on Omegle last night :) 

[mamalazzer]

Harry Potter/Avengers AU

The Avengers are a team of Witches and Wizards fighting against the Dark Lord Thanos. 

Tony is the mad Wizarding inventor who is a genius with a wand. Bruce is a part-time healer, full-time shape-shifting werewolf. Clint and Natasha are Unspeakables. Thor is a Quidditch beater. And Auror Steve has one hell of a shield charm. 

(Oh, and Loki is a Death Eater, which no one is surprised about)

[mamalazzer]

Just needed to add an imperio’d Bucky as the Winter Sorcerer and Peggy in Steve’s compass…

Oh! And Peter going to Hogwarts having Harry Potter like adventures. And Mad Eye Fury is Head of the Department of Mysteries…

And T’Challa, who is from the completely magical kingdom of Wakanda (and has an Animagus that is a black panther). And Scott, who has been incarcerated in Azkaban.

Oh, and I missed Quidditch Warrior Thor the first time (who usually prefers being a beater) so here he is with Wanda, who is a defected ex-Death Eater

[adeadlyspider]

//My little slytherin nat is all for this ! 

[kovjaku]

Intimate.

[viisxon]

➺

Send ➺to find my muse badly wounded and bleeding after a battle.

Pressing a hand down onto his side, Vision looked up at Natasha for a moment before looking down at himself. There was certainly a lot more blood on him than what he would care for, and not all of it his own. “Miss Romanoff… I would have preferred you not see me in… This state.” He needed a bath, wash the blood off his hands.

[adeadlyspider]

viisxon:

Vision hums quietly as he listens to her, then watches when she knelt down beside him. He moved his hand away from his side, palm bloodied from his still bleeding wound. “Rest assured I will be fine, Natasha. Barely a graze.” He assures, frowning down at his bloodied skin. He moves to stand, and struggles to hide the wince. Perhaps it was a little worse than he had expected.

Natasha frowned slightly as she got a look at it under his palm. “ A graze is still enough for blood,” the Russian frowned and she caught his elbow as he stood up. “ Let’s get you somewhere safe, I’ll get a closer look at the damage once I’m certain no one is going to come sneaking up on us,” She replaced his palm against the wound to hold pressure there and she began to lead him away to cover. 

[asgardianhammer]

adeadlyspider replied to your post “*”

- drops a spider in his lap and waltzes away -

- pets the spider, accidentally squishes it-

[adeadlyspider]

- dead- 

[viisxon]

➺

Send ➺to find my muse badly wounded and bleeding after a battle.

Pressing a hand down onto his side, Vision looked up at Natasha for a moment before looking down at himself. There was certainly a lot more blood on him than what he would care for, and not all of it his own. “Miss Romanoff… I would have preferred you not see me in… This state.” He needed a bath, wash the blood off his hands.

[adeadlyspider]

Natasha’s brow furrowed slightly as she looked down at him. She was a little bloodied herself, but chances were most of it didn’t belong to her. The long, slender blade in her hand was stained a pretty crimson, and small red beads dripped from it’s point, spattering the ground at her feet.  “ I’d rather see you in this state than dead,” She grunted. The red head tucked the knife away and bent down to aid him. “ Let me see the damage done.”

[adeadlyspider]

//“ Sappy? Yea, bite me.”//