Talk less. Smile more.

morgan | 18 | bi | slytherin

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[princesstigerbelle]

[gorps]

[lord-kitschener]

Meowboys

[uwucamp]

YEEHAW

[wordswithkittywitch]

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[jellybat]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[tredlocity]

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

[fev9r]

the one true ally

[inahiddenplace]

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

[penicillium-pusher]

Ya know, I don’t think Skittles gets enough credit for filling their packages up with enough candy to satisfy the customer. I’m never disappointed by the amount of Skittles I get in one package. Thanks, Skittles. Good on ya.

[logarto]

i understand that having a pet is really good for mental health (TRUST me i know) but otoh… if u cant consistently take care of ur pet u shouldnt own it. if u cant regularly change ur cats little or walk ur dog daily or clean ur fish tank or WHATEVER then its cruel to keep ur animal in those conditions… ur their entire world u gotta treat them right. and if u cant do that then you need to reasses if youre really ready to look after another living being like that

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[knifefightscene]

i never actually thought that cancel culture was toxic until people actually tried to ‘cancel’ a 14 year old who obviously didn’t know better we’re all young once children aren’t less children because they’re celebrities leave millie bobby brown tf alone

[knifefightscene]

one more thing i notice that people hate millie for being too mature and shame jojo sjwa (?) for being too childish and they’re both chidren none of them are mature stop being creepy to goddamn children maybe if you guys stop putting celebrities on goddamn pedestal you guys would realize that they’re just like you and not some geek gods

[jpegfaro]

‪if you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself‬

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[5ummit]

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[shesaware]

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

[mudwerks]

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

[playnicepussycat]

He eat

[pon-raul]

what sort of fucking demon is that

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just a little boy.

[meteonisdrytron]

Me

[bunjywunjy]

if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest birds on the planet with wingspans reaching over ten feet!

some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[soft-symbiote]

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust