The Adventures of Yu Mingye and Xue Yang

Exactly what the title says. Welcome to the Yu Mingye and Xue Yang brothers au series! Gimme your suggestions, questions, headcanons, comments, requests - anything!

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Welcome to the adventuresofmingyang masterlist Part One!

Part Two

I’ll aim for at least one post every other day, but I have a demanding job so please forgive me if I miss a post or two.

Part 1 - Double Trouble

Part 2 - Vegetable Thief

Part 3 - That Time Lord Demon Went To Kuizhou

Part 4 - It Might Have Everything to do with the Corpses Outside

Part 5 - Tears As Lube

Part 6 - That Time Jin Guangshan Went To Junwu

Part 7 - Consider It Done

Part 8 - Xue Yang Sees Double

Part 9 - Raison d’être

Part 10 - Avoid Yu Family Banquets

Part 11 - Trustworthy

Part 12 - Sweet Sugar Candyman

Part 13 - Would You Rather...?

Part 14 - Would You Rather...? Pt. 2

Part 15 - Possums? Possums.

Part 16 - Spirit of Halloween

Part 17 - It Got Worse

Part 18 - Fine.

Part 19 - A Big Mistake

Part 19.5 - Outtake

Part 20 - Guilty

Part 21 - Bro!

Part 22 - Finger Demon

Part 23 - Death Glare

Part 24 - Xue Yang’s Special Tongue Tea

Part 25 - Eleven Elephants

Part 25.5 - Whore-micide

Part 26 - Tongues!

Part 27 - Apologies

Part 28 - Babysitting

Part 28.5 - Sarcasm Meter

Part 29 - Irony

Part 30 - Avenger

Part 31 - I am Xue Yang

Part 32 - Last Will

Part 32.5 - Last Will: The Hit List

Part 33 - Love Guru

Part 34 - Zombies

Part 34.5 - Zombies Pt 2 ft Zhang the noodle guy

Part 35 - Self Love

Part 36 - Halloween Comedy

Part 37 - Happy Halloween

Part 38 - Wiggle Wiggle

Part 39 - A Different Plane Of Existence

Part 40 - Aftermath

Part 41 - Bonus Episode: Old Man Ba’s Beautiful Young Man

Part 42 - Bondage Vibes ft Dr Yan

Part 43 - Xue Yang Tries Stand Up

Part 44 - Boyfrienemies

Part 45 - New Throne

Part 46 - Talk Dirty To Me

Part 47 - There Was An Attempt

Part 48 - Giant Monster Hands

Part 48.5 - Still Tripping

Part 49 - Rehab

Part 50 - Body

Part 51 - Favour

Part 52 - Handyman

Part 53 - If Xue Yang Was A Cat (Mew Yang?)

Part 53.5 - Cat Got Your Tongue (Missing Panel)

Part 54 - Vegan

Part 55 - A Comic Juxtaposition of Disparate Ideas

Part 56 - Xue Yang’s Inner Monologue

Part 57 - Confessions

Part 58 - Tanghulu

Part 59 - Crack

Part 60 - Nice

Part 61 - Annual Xiao Xingchen Maintenance Day

Part 62 - Obligatory Christmas Episode

Part 63 - Obligatory Christmas Episode Part 2

Part 64 - Smooooooth

Part 65 - Smooooooth Part 2

Part 66 - New Year’s Resolutions

Part 67 - You Fucked Up

Part 68 - Yi City Special Episode: Yoga

Part 69 - The Very Distressed Internal Monologue of Young Master Yu Mingye

Part 70 - A Shiver of Sharks

Part 71. Shame!

Part 72 - Drowning Sorrows

Part 73 - Yi City Special: Xiao Xingchen’s Guide To Flirting

Part 74 - Yi City Special: Yoga, Part 2

Part 75 - Yi City Special: Daozhang’s Comedic Skills

Part 76 - Yi City Special: Witty Banter

Part 77 - Jinkies!!!

Part 78 - Kidney Thief

Part 79 - Kidney Thief part 2 - Kidney Deceit

Part 80 - Kidney Thief Part 3 - Ye Olde English Pub

Part 81 - Kidney Thief Part 4 (Final) - Mexico

Part 82 - Poppet

Part 83 - Gift

Part 84 - Bad Guys

Part 84.5 - Bad Guys Alternative Ending

Part 85: Yi City Special: Taking Out The Chickens

Part 86: Yi City Special: Xue Yang Retells: Macbeth Part 1

Part 87: Yi City Special: Xue Yang Retells: Macbeth part 2

Part 88: Yi City Special: Xue Yang Retells: Macbeth Part 3

Part 89: Yi City Special: Xue Yang Retells: Macbeth Part 4

Part 90: Yi City Special: Xue Yang Retells: Macbeth Part 5

Part 91: Yi City Special: Xue Yang Retells: Macbeth Part 6

(Continues in part two - link at top of post.) (I’ve maxed out my number of links on one post.) (I can’t even put another link linking to part two here.) (you’ll have to scroll back up.) (well go on then.) (why are you still here?) (there’s nothing more for you.) (go on.) (go.)

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May I have your attention please?

I’m bored with tumblr now. Thanks for all the fun and laughter. Sorry I couldn’t make it to 50 instalments of “Yi City Disaster Crew as Text Posts”. Also, “Xue Yang Retells…” on my sideblog @adventuresofmingyang will go unfinished. Sorry about that. It’s just way too time consuming.

I’ll be leaving my tumblr and sideblog untouched so you guys and anyone who might find them in the future can enjoy my comedic original content.

Bye!

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116. Trick or Treat

Lesson: always give a treat.

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115. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Fourteen

Dun dun duuuuun!!!!

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114. Soup

Featuring the return of my basic level photoshop skills.

(This was inspired by a tiktok that I can’t find).

The final part of Dracula will be up soon. Sorry it’s been a while but things got busy.

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113. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Thirteen

If you were Mina, whose blood would you drink first?

Dedicated to @illustriousellarious for going on a liking/reblogging spree on this blog.

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112. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Twelve

The “country music loving” joke was brazenly stolen from Arrested Development. Watch the clip here.

Side note: In case there’s any confusion, I’ve changed the URL of my main blog from yumingyesfairy to @longlostcatlin (A catlin is a type of old fashioned scalpel).

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I tried to go back to my original name (duchessoforange) but someone else has taken it.

I decided to change my name and the look of my blog just because I needed a change, but that doesn’t mean I love Yu Mingye any less.

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I’m @longlostcatlin in case you get confused.

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111. Belated Birthday

Well, Xue Yang is a fan of dick. I forgot to make a post on this loveable murder gremlin’s birthday on July 22*, but better two days late than never!

Glittery penis cake toppers can be found on Etsy.

*Apparently an unofficial date.

Back to Dracula later today.

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110. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Eleven

Do you know how hard it is to make a still of Lan Zhan “sucking blood” from Wei Ying’s “breast” as per the book?!

I squeezed three monocle pops into this one. So proud of myself.

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109. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Ten

I would like to formally apologise to both Liu Haikuan and Sadie Frost for what my terrible photoshop skills has done to them. I am so sorry.

Here’s the link explaining more about “bloofer” if you’re interested.

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108. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Nine

I have no idea how Victoria cowboys talk, but I think I’m pretty near the mark.

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107. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Eight

Sorry not sorry for my poor photoshop skills.

When Jiang Cheng Arthur is shocked, his monocle will pop out.

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106. Quick Interlude - Meaty.

Don’t ask if you don’t want to know the answer.

Back to Dracula soon.

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105. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Seven

Not much Yi City humour in this one, just trying to move the plot along.

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Goth Xiao Xingchen for @adventuresofmingyang - he's trying his best to fit in at Whitby

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Holy shit! He’s doing an amazing job, I think the goths of Whitby would accept them into their fold. Thank you for this, I love it!!!!

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104. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Six

By Odin’s magnificent beard, this is gonna be a long retelling.