even i dont know who the hell i am

26 they/she, system of ~26, partner of the wonderful @transgendeer1225, TERFs FUCK OFF

[aedrah]

it occurs to me that i should probably advertise that i do have a youtube channel, where ive been fighting the roaring knight every day until deltarune chapter 5 comes out, and have been since uhhhhhh june 2025

https://youtube.com/@aedrah243

i also upload other random stuff every once in a while and whenever i actually get around to editing it, a full deltarune run (ch 1-4, shadowcrystal bosses included) where i can only click the fight button (where applicable)

edit: its been edited! deltarune but i can only fight is live now!

[aedrah]

replaying through chapter 5 and i just found the most hilarious shit, turns out after the two tile puzzles that have you get flowery to help with but before you actually get him, when ralsei reminds you to turn off voice clips, flowery says to 'make sure you dont turn of ralseis', and theres an option for turning ralseis from on to off, which stops ralsei from having any dialogue until flowery fixes them

[aedrah]

and since ralsei cant talk, you can do the puzzle yourself, and ralsei gets increasingly more and more done with your shit as you fuck it up

[aedrah]

and flowery taking pity on ralsei and healing them

[aedrah]

replaying through chapter 5 and i just found the most hilarious shit, turns out after the two tile puzzles that have you get flowery to help with but before you actually get him, when ralsei reminds you to turn off voice clips, flowery says to 'make sure you dont turn of ralseis', and theres an option for turning ralseis from on to off, which stops ralsei from having any dialogue until flowery fixes them

[aedrah]

and since ralsei cant talk, you can do the puzzle yourself, and ralsei gets increasingly more and more done with your shit as you fuck it up

[aedrah]

replaying through chapter 5 and i just found the most hilarious shit, turns out after the two tile puzzles that have you get flowery to help with but before you actually get him, when ralsei reminds you to turn off voice clips, flowery says to 'make sure you dont turn of ralseis', and theres an option for turning ralseis from on to off, which stops ralsei from having any dialogue until flowery fixes them

[zazzedcoffee]

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[duplicarto]

kris having to call off the shots when the fight goes on for too long is so funny

[albva]

Susie's idea

[ID: a Deltarune comic. Susie and Kris stare at the locked shelter, with Susie sighing. Then a light bulb lights up over her head.Susie exclaims: "Kris, I got an idea!" while the "Susie's idea" act box pops up over Kris's head. Susie rummages through her pocket, and pulls out the Joker card. She sticks out her tongue in concentration, sliding it through the crack in the bunker doors, and Kris thinks: "shit." Cartoon fighting noises, dust clouds, and lighting bolts emerge from the locked shelter, as Susie cheers: "Fuck 'em up, Jevil!" Jevil is shouting "Chaos, chaos!" "I can do anything!" and "bye-bye!" Meanwhile, Kris has a cartoonishly large frown on their face as they get a phone call, with the caller shouting: "Kris who the hell is this." End ID.]

[valictini]

Malanga fritters!!!

Sometimes trauma does fun stuff like making you worry if you’ll be able to taste the food you’ve always adored without making your stomach hurt from bad memories. But well, at least the other you is having a blast!

Loop finishes the plate embarrassingly fast but Bonnie has everything under control and was already making a new batch. And Siffrin, inspired by Loop’s enthusiasm will successfully try and love the food, to his relief (the added spices help differentiate these fritters from the loops’ ! )

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[ozi-uwu]

A actual fucking hero dude

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.

[aedrah]

I HAVENT BEEN ON TUMBLR IN LIKE 3 MONTHS, SO SORRY IF YOUVE ALREADY ANSWERED THIS BUT ANY IDEA WHEN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE SNOWS ANGEL WILL RELEASE???

omg im so sorry i only saw this just now as i went to block a tag, tumblr notifs are so shit.

so idk if youve seen it or not but i just posted ch 14 a day-ish ago cause the deltarune ch5 announcement reinvigorated my want to write! so yeah, the answer is yesterday!

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[demilypyro]

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[puppetstuffing]

you are the puppygirl in the essay.

LMAO

[puppetstuffing]

if you needed any more proof that literally all that essay was good for was giving the few disgustingly parasocial & ableist tgirls more of a go-ahead to harass disabled girls, here you go

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

going above and beyond merely "dumping your puppygirl" to hunt disabled transfems down to attempt to murder them, not that that's anything new; they just have a shiny new transfem-backed excuse and acceptable target for the hate and murder they've always carried and wanted

[puppetedlove]

friendly reminder that not only will tumblr ban you for doing nothing at all and accuse you of abuse while people harass you in your inbox and try to socially murder you, but they'll ALSO make sure any girls who say, try and reblog your posts to a bigger audience so people know whats happening, get banned too :) so they know not to try and commune with this Untouchable.

great site.