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man. what on earth.
ok i flipped it. sorry
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@aerinriel
kitten
man. what on earth.
ok i flipped it. sorry
Kicked out of the orgy for being a non-punitive domme
"I've been a bad girl mommy" okay how can we work to rectify this and undo the damage of it
can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
oh god. oh fuck
have you all seen one of my new favorite reddit posts
Can one of the infinite people who played silk song tell me how far into the game/how difficult moss mother is.
first boss, about five-ish minutes in
Fantastic, tysm
“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Word.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Fishnets are the chain mail of the 21st century except instead of keeping weapons out they invite lesbians in.
I'm playing a really delicate game here. I have some leftover pub fries that I've been saving all day for when I'm high tonight and have the munchies, but I don't want to eat them cold. I don't have a toaster oven and fuck microwaved fries, so we're going to have to use the normal oven. I took the edible about 30 minutes ago, and these ones usually take 40 minutes to hit and ~60-80 before I'm peaking and want snackies.
Right after I took the edible, when I was still fully sober, I laid out the fries on a cooking tray and put the tray in the oven. All I have to do is start the oven, wait an appropriate amount of time, and then remove the tray without burning myself at any point, and while timing it perfectly so that I'm sober enough to use the oven but stoned enough that I desperately want the fries. I can feel the edible just starting to kick in. I can do this. I believe in myself.
hell yeah im the motherfucking princess
Now you can't blame the people in horror movies 😂
I had a zoom call with my rheumatologist to talk about the denied financial assistance claim and what we could do next, and throughout the whole thing Belphie was in the background (visible on camera) knocking items off my shelves with loud crashing noises
the rheumatologist did stop at one point to say "I see you've got some sort of animal," and I thought it was notable that she didn't say cat
theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look
Spins you
In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave
starting a collection. please add on
nobody tells you this growing up as a sped kid: not only are you not unintelligent compared to the average person, but you will meet people with degrees who still manage to be morons. despite these truths, you will continue to worry that you will never measure up to your peers forever
this truth hit me while i was being involuntarily institutionalized: intelligence is a social construct. It's a measure of conformity to the particular mental models, knowledge, and social performances valued by the powerful people in our society. you're not "unintelligent" so much as you are devalued for surviving differently. And the world should change for you.
AND THE WORLD SHOULD CHANGE FOR ME
Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.